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M for Mane ko budhi, W for ?

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ । …

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You got an ‘F’ in sex

A boy asks his mother her age. She replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Boy then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” The boy then asks, “Why did Daddy leave you?” To this, the mother says, “You shouldn’t …

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Shere ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा

शेरे ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा बाइक रोकेर बसेको थियो । उसैबेला उसको टाउको चिलाएछ । शेरेले हेल्मेट बाहिरबाट टाउको कन्याएछ । एउटी स्कुटीमा आएकि केटिले अचम्म लागेर भनिछे: तिमी पागल त भएनौ ? हेल्मेट खोलेर पो टाउको कन्याउनु पर्छ । . . . . . . . . शेरे: अलि बिचार गरेर …

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मलाई कस्तो कस्तो लाग्छ

शेरे एक न एक बाहना गरेर कहिल्यै homework गर्दैनथ्यो । शारिरिक रुपमा सजाय दिदा दिदै पढाउने मिस पनि वाक्क भैसकेकी थिईन । आज पनि उसले homework गरेको थिएन । मिसले भनिन – किन homework नगरेको शेरे? शेरे – (बाहाना बनाउदै) मिस आज मेरो कलममा मसी सकिएको थियो त्यही भएर नगरेको …

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(adult) Wait for me, I’m also coming !

(Tim is in classroom with black eye) Teacher: – what’s wrong? Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives …

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(adult) What is your size?

Girl went to a shop to buy bra. Girl : Hello, Can you show some Bra for me? Shop Keeper : Is 36 ok for you? Girl : A bit smaller Shopkeeper : Wait… 32? Girl : Hmmm .. abit smaller Shopkeeper : Here you are… 28 ! Girl : …

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( Adult ) Our Father never uses raincoat

Once a lady was pregnant and there were twins growing in her womb. Suddenly twins felt like earthquake. 1st baby : Look bro, It seems like father is with the mother. 2nd baby : Nop bro, Its not our father. May be he is a Uncle next door. Because our …

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Password too easy to Guess

I was Trying to create password of one social website.. And This is What I Faced ! ‘hole’ -Sorry the password must be more than 8 characters. ‘your hole’ -Sorry the password must Contain 1 numerical Character. ‘your 10 hole’ -Sorry the Password Cannot have Blank Spaces. ‘your10hole’ -Sorry the …

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पोथी को त “गे**” हुने कुरे भएन

५०० वटा बादर्नी भएको ठाउमा एउटा बादर लाई राखिएछ । अनी अमेरिका, भारत र नेपालका नेताहरुलाई भाले बादर कुन हो भनेर चिन्न लगाइएछ । त्यत्रो हुल मा अमेरिका, भारतका नेताहरुले बादर छुट्याउन सकेनछन । पछी नेपालको एउटा नेता गएछ । उस्ले ट्याक्कै पत्ता लगाएछ । अनी पत्रकारहरुले सोधेछन्: नेताज्यु अमेरिका, …

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Why did you cry

Three friends went to the jungle for some adventure. As they were going through the jungle, they were captured by the local tribes of jungle. The king of tribes thought them to be spy of another tribe so The King ordered them to punish without any mercy. The guard ordered …

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(adult) यो पनि ladies कै लागि हो

शेरेलाई पिसाबले च्यापेछ । हतार हतार ladies toilet मा छिरेछ । आइमाईः मुर्ख यो ladies को लागि हो । . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . शेरेले पनि पायन्ट खोलेर देखाउँदै भनेछः यो पनि ladies कै लागि हो

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Black Lion and Komal Chhada

Girl:- “Your Name.. ?? . Boy:- “Black Lion.. . Girl:- “Are You joking.. . Boy:-“No, it means Kalu Singh. & Yours.. ?? . Girl:- “soft Underwear.. . Boy: “Are You joking.. ?? . Girl:- “No, It means Komal Chadda!

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(18+ adult) Man is lying in bed in the hospital

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash …

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(Adult 18+) SON OF A BITCH

Girl : “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” Priest : “What have you done my child?” Girl : “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest : “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl : “Because he touched my hand.” Priest : “Like …

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They really are poor.

Dad Watching FashionTV… Suddenly son came… Dad : They really are poor.. They even don’t have money to buy clothes… . . . Son :. If You want to see even more poor girl I’ve got few CD dad..

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परिवार नियोजन गर्न

एउटा डाक्टर ब्लेड समातेर शेरेको पछाडी दौडिदै थियो र भन्दै थियोः “पख् , साले कुकुर तँ एकपटक मेरो हातमा त आइजा तँलाई नमारी छोड्दीनँ ।” त्यस्तो कुरा सुनेर केहि मान्छेले डाक्टरलाई समातेर सोधेछन् : “के भो डाक्टर साब? किन उसको ज्यान लिन खोजेको?” डाक्टरले रुदैँ भनेछः “यो साला हरामी हो, …

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Sex on Public?

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two …

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Sex at 7 O’ clock

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, And after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the …

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Which is worse?

Once a man was hospitalized to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patients girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn’t know he was married… She was so mad at knowing that so she used jelly and …

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