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What do You think I am

Wife: Can You help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do You think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can You fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. …

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How much do you love me ?

Wife : How much do you love me ? Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure. Wife : No just tell me…. Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you… Wife : Wow ! that’s …

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Our son has got an imaginary friend

My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. “What can I do for you?” He asked. “Our son has got an imaginary friend,” said my wife. “There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to …

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That is what she said

My wife was in a horrible accident, the doctor came out and said, “I’m sorry, she’s not going to make it.” Which is funny, because that’s pretty much what she said before she fell down the stairs when I asked her for a sandwich.

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Did you see me rob bank?

Man with Gun goes in bank & demands .. Once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, ‘Did you see me rob bank? Lady : ‘Yes, I did’. Robber shot her in the head. He turned to a couple & asked d man ‘Did you see …

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Please come fast

(Husband calls up Hotel Manager from his hotel room): . “Please come fast ..! I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump off the window of your hotel …!!!” . . MANAGER : Sir, I’m sorry but its your personal matter. . . Husband …

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NEPALI girl married a Spanish

NEPALI girl married a Spanish & went to Spain. She didn’t know Spanish. If she wanted to buy Legs of Chicken, She would lift her skirt & show her leg to buy it. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana, She took her husband …

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A Couple never fought in 25Yrs

A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!! . A friend asked – How did you make it possible?? . . Husband – We went to Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse’s back & said “Dis …

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Quarrel and revenge

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied. “In-laws.”

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Didn’t see wife for few days

Husband came home late at night from a party. His wife shouted : How would you feel if you don’t see me for 2 days? He couldn’t believe his luck. He replied at once.”That would be great..!” Monday passed & he didn’t see her. Tuesday & Wednesday passed too. On …

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Angry wife to her husband

An angry wife to her husband on the phone. Wife : Where the hell are you? Husband : Honey, do you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it? Wife(relaxed) : Yes, my king Husband: Remember I had no cash to …

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Pregnant information

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a …

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