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Engineer र Doctor को एउटै केटी सँग लव परेछ

man with apple

एकपल्ट एउटा Engineer र Doctor को एउटै केटी सँग लव परेछ । यत्तिकै मा एक दिन Engineer लाई काम ले गर्दा पोखरा जानु पर्ने भएछ एक हप्ताको लागि…. जाने बेला मा Engineer ले केटिलाई ७ वटा स्याउ दिएर गएछ…. किन होला ? * An Apple a day keeps a Doctor …

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Missing you sooo much :p

I called My Ex GF.. Me : Today I watched a movie and I’m missing you a lot.. She : Awwwww So Sweet Of you..Even I Miss you too…. By the way, which movie did you watch?? Me : “The witch revenge”… She SentiFlyaaaaaaaaaaaaT.. xd xd

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Dad, You won’t understand

3 year old Boy was trying to write love letter. Dad : What are You writing my Son ? Son : Love letter to my GF Dad : So You know how to write ? Son : Then what, she also don’t know how to read, Its love Dad, You …

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Double Insult

Girl: Do You like me ? Boy: No !!! . . … . (girl got sad) Boy: Why are you sad? Girl: because You don’t like me. Boy : You never asked that do You love me. Girl: Awww !! OK !! Do You love me? ? Boy: No !!!

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Birthday Gift to Girlfriend

“Real Heart Touching Story” A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift to His Girlfriend. Next Day He Asked About The Gift . B0y: Hows The Bird?? . . . . . Girl : Very Tasty xD xP

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I had a dream of you

GIRL : “Last night I had a dream of you.” . . BOY (got excited): “What Did I Do For You Coming In Your Dream ” ? . . GIRL replied : We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. “Everyone swam to …

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I can’t marry you

BF to Gf : Seems like I wont be able to marry you. GF : But why? BF : Yesterday I’d gone to your house. GF : So…. Did my father say anything? Or my brother said anything? BF : No.. They didn’t say anything. But I met your your …

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Online Love

Girl : I’m madly in love with a boy who is far away from me. I live in Nepal and he live in USA We met on marriage website, Became friends on facebook, Had long chats on Nimbuz, Proposed each other on skype, And now 2 months of relationship through …

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Difficult To Understand Girls

Few Days Back When She Called Me I Was Having Food She Got Angry That I Didn’t Ask Her To Join Me.. . . . . . . . . … Today When She Called I Was.. . . Taking Bath & I Asked Her To Join, She Was Angry …

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Ladies First को चलन

२ जना प्रेमी-प्रेमिकाले आत्महत्या गर्ने निधो गरे। एउटा अग्लो पहाड बाट केटाले पहिला हाम फाल्यो। केटीले आफ्नो आँखा बन्द गरेर फर्किन लाग्दा.. केटाले हावा मै पैरासुट खोलेर भन्यो, मलाई थाहा थियो तँ बोक्सी सँगै हाम फाल्दिनस भनेर.. – त्यो दिन बाट प्राय: ठाउँमा Ladies First भन्ने गरिन्छ

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Engineer got the logic

An Engineer and a Doctor fell in love with the same girl. Doctor used to give rose to the girl everyday. But Engineer used to give apple to the girl everyday. A friend of Engineer asked, Why do you give her apple instead of rose or any other gift. Engineer …

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Story of college boy and a girl

New semester had just begun. A boy liked a girl from his class very much. One day he decided to propose that girl. On the occasion of Valentines day, the boy proposed the girl. But the girl complained it to the Principal. And the Principal suspended that boy for a …

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आज एउटीसँग स्काइपमा भावनात्मक कुरा

आज एउटीसँग स्काइपमा भावनात्मक कुरा हुँदै थियो, दुवै सिरियस थियौं, उनको कुराले मन एकदमै बहकिएको थियो। पखेटा भए भुरुरु उडेर उनीसँगै जाऊँ कि जस्तो लाग्थ्यो। उनी पनि त्यसै भन्थिन्, कुरा हुँदाहुँदै उनको आँखाबाट आँसु बर्सेको देखें, मैले पनि आफूलाई रोक्न सकिनँ, त्यत्तिकैमा मेरो दिमागमा के आयो कुन्नी, माया प्यारले उनलाई …

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Mero chori lai maya garchau ?

Kt ko baau :- Mero chori lai kaile dekhi maya gardai aayeko chau ? . Boy :- 4 mahina agadi dekhi . Baau :- But maile kasari biswash garau ki timle mero chorilai maya garchau bhani !? . Boy :- Nagara budaa biswash 5 mahina pachi aaphai biswash lagnecha timlai …

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formality ta pura garnu paryo ni

Keti – ‘yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu…’ . Keta- ‘tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chaina?’ . . . Keti- ‘malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni…’ LOL

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