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Do you have such a medicine?

Man : Doctor! Do you have such a medicine which can help me to see through my Ears and hear through my eyes? Doctor : Yes! I have! But…. Man being excited.. But what? Doctor : But you have to chew that medicine with your ass and swallow from there.

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Khatra Medicine

Man: Doctor Sahab….. Tapai sanga yesto tablet xaina……… Jun khada ma aakha le bolna saku.. Ani kaan le herna saku………… Doctor: Xa xa……. Tara! Manxe khusi hudai “Tara k ni? Doctor: Tara Yo dabai Chaak le Chabayera nilnu parcha

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Need toilet paper

Man : I’d like to buy some dog food . Salesman : Do you’ve dog? . Man : Yes . sale : Where? . Man : home . Sale : I’m sorry cant sale you unless I see dog. Store policy! . Next day . Man : Do you’ve cat …

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During exams

During exams…must read . . . Sathi lekheko lekhai cha.. . . 2nd frnd continously saying, ”oi saley kei taw dekha…halka sikaidena yar’ . 1st frnd Reply:” Sachi malai pani kei aako chaina yarr… . . . . . 2nd frnd’s Ultimate Answer:” Teso vaye tetro berr tero bau lai …

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Natural talent of Women

After Drinking: Men talk Unnecessarily, Become Emotional, Drive Badly, Stop Thinking, Fight 4 nothing, . . . . , Women can do all dis without Drinking…!!! Natural talent….!! 😛

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A little kid walks

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an …

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An 80-year old man

An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considered this for a moment, …

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Going to bed

Going to bed the other night i spotted some people breaking into my garage, so I called the police to inform them and they said “no-one is in the area at the moment, we will send someone round as soon as possible!” well that wasn’t good enough for me. So …

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Two guys are drinking

Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says “Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don’t mean?” The Second guy says “Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these …

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The most amazing time

The most amazing time of guy’s life- After the departure of your Ex, & Before the arrival of your next Here we enjoy our life, through a slogan- ” I’ll Never fall in Love Again !!”

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50 कॊ नॊट

मुन्द्रेले सुन पसल खॊलेकॊ थियॊ। एक दिन धुर्मुसे मुन्द्रेकॊ पसलमा बसीरहेकॊ थियॊ । मुन्द्रे- ओई धुर्मुस उ त्यॊ मान्छे छ नि त्यॊ विश्वकै मुर्ख छ। धुर्मुसे- हैन कॊ मान्छे? मुन्द्रे – उ त्यॊ रातॊ टि- सर्ट लगाएर यतै आउदैछ नि हॊ त्यॊ सेरे हॊ लास्टै मुर्ख छ । अहीले यहा …

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१ ,२, ३ पछी के आउछ ?

वाउले एकदिन आफ्नो छोरालाई कत्तिको राम्रो संग पढेको रैछ भनेर परिक्षण गर्न छोरोलाई वोलाएर फटाफट प्रश्न गर्न थालेछ । वावु : छोरा १ ,२, ३ पछी के आउछ ? छोरा : ४ आउछ वुवा वावु : ल ठिक छ राम्रै पढेछ छोराले अनि ५ ,६, ७ पछी के आउछ त …

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स्योर फ्री छु

एउटा सेक्सी सेक्रेटरी आफ्नो हकिमको कोठा बाट रिसाउदै बाहिर निस्किन्छे अनि उसका साथीहरुलेसोध्छन :के भयो तिमीलाई?? अगी भित्र जादा त धेरै खुसि हुदै जादै थियौ त?? उनले भनिन: हाकिमले आज राति फ्री छौ भन्यो अनि मैले पनि खुसि हुदै या स्योर फ्री छु भने साथीहरु: अनि????? . . . . …

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कति टाईम भो

धुर्मुसे : “Hello यो काहा पर्यो?” Police : “Police स्टेसन!” धुर्मुसे : तपाईको हातमा के छ ?” Police : डन्ठा…!! धुर्मुसे : “त्यसो भये के हेरि राख्या त साले खुरुक्क नाकमा घुसार न !! (त्यति भनेर धुर्मूसे ले फोन राखि दियो) एकछिन पछि , police ले फेरि त्यहि नं. dialed …

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शेरेको कमाल

शेरेको कमाल ….. शेरे : I Love You ! केटी : Sorry , म अरू कसैलाई माया गर्छु ! शेरे उदास भयो एकछिन, अनि अचानक दौडिन लाग्यो र भन्यो . . . “पख् तेरो बाउलाई भन्दिन्छु गएर !” . . केटी : “ओई पर्खी गधा, साले ! I Love You …

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चिसो पिउने कि तातो

गर्मीको बेलामा एकजना माग्नेबुड़ाको घरमा एउटा पाउना आएछ। माग्नेबुड़ा :- चिसो पिउने कि तातो ? पाहुना :- चिसो.. माग्नेबुड़ा :- पानी पिउने कि पेप्सी ?? पाहुना :- पेप्सी.. माग्नेबुड़ा :-गिलासमा पिउने कि बोत्तलमै?? पाहुना :-गिलासमा माग्नेबुड़ा :- स्टिलको गिलासमा पिउने कि सिसाको गिलासमा ?? पाहुना :- सिसाको गिलासमा माग्नेबुड़ा :-फुल …

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