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I’m considered characterless?

Draupadi lived alone with 5 men. Gautam Budddha didn’t listen 2 his mother & went out. Pinocchio was a Liar. Robin Hood was a Thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger & married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a …

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A busy doctor and his clinic

A newly certified doctor opened up a Clinic. On his opening day, a person comes to his clinic. To show as if like he is busy, Doctor picks up his phone and acts like he is talking to a client on the other side. Doctor puts down the phone and …

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Three friends locked in a car

Three friends were going home in a car. As they reached home, they found that the door of a car was jammed. 1st friend : Lets try to get out from the engine compartment. 2nd friend : No! No! Its more easy to get out from the back of the …

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New trend of shortening names

A new trend of shortening names has begun in politics. Narendra Modi is called”Namo” And Rahul Gandhi is called”RaGa”. Harish Goyal and Mukesh Tomar have decided to quit politics. Supriya Sule did not respond to our queries

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Sudden Plane Hijack

A person was in the plane and the plane was about to take off. The person shouting : Hijack…. Hijack.. Hijack.. Boys started to shake, Girls started crying, older people started praying God And one of the boy named Pappu from the last seat shouted : Hi Jack, You are …

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The Best Relation Ever

The Best Relation Ever Is Between TWO EYES… They Blink Together Move Together Cry Together See Together And Sleep Together Still They Never See Each Others But When They Saw A Girl 1 Will Blink And Another Will Not Moral Of The Story :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind …

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Have you ever Kissed anyone?????

Yamraj (God of Death) asked to 3 ladies.. . . “Have you ever kissed anyone????? . . 1st lady : Yes, before marriage…. . . Yamraj: Go to hell….. . . 2nd lady : After marriage….. . Yamaraj : Go to heaven . . . . . 3rd lady : …

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AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY

AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY . . . . . . . . . . . . . Father : Son can you please go and buy me a soft drink! Son: Coke or Pepsi? Father : Coke Son : Diet or Regular? Father : Regular Son : Bottle …

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Double click on “My computer”

John rings a call centre and said, “My internet is not working properly” (Lady customer representative picks up the phone) Lady :-Ok..Double click on “My computer” john :- I can’t see Your computer Lady :-No no… click on “My computer” on your computer John :- How can I click on …

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How many bf did You have?

(Wedding Night ) Husband : Dear, Did you have bf before our Marriage? Wife stays silent Husband : What conclusion should I make of this Silence? Wife : Can’t You stay silent for a while….. I’m counting my ex-es in my hand to give you the answer.

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