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I don’t want to “HURT”

After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. . Girl : Hey do I know you ? Boy : Of course no !!! Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request? . . . . Boy : Well Facebook suggests me to add …

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Cost of single drop of Female Tear

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear… . . . . . . . . . When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with “loreal” eyeliner and “Dior” mascara … Then when it comes down to cheek… It mixes with D&G blusher … And in case …

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Smart answer by Female

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him… . . . ‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?… I want to gift it to my wife.. .!!’ . . . . Lady : Don’t give her….some Idiot will find an excuse to talk to her …!

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History of Tie

I Think The Guy Who Invented Ties Was Trying To Commit Suicide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Then He Saw Himself In The Mirror And Thought… Wait, This Looks Nice.!

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Ma baag ko baccha ho

Bhuwan and Rajesh were fighting . Bhuwan : Ma sanga neu nakhoj….ma baag ko baccha ho..!! . Rajesh : Hora…..sachi yo van ta….baag tero ghar aako thiyo ki aunty jungle janu vako thiyo…???

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I’ll rather die of thirst

Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel … Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit, juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “Tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : …

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Lucky to hide my Gun

Michael : Yaar bro, A guy looted me last night… my money, watch, gold chain.. everything !! John : But.. How is that possible?? You had a gun? Michael : Luckily I hide it, otherwise the guy would have taken my gun as well..

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Doctor is gonna get killed today

In a mental hospital, a patient (mad) was after the doctor holding a knife in his hand. Doctor was running here and there and the mad patient was following him. The doctor went all round the hospital and everybody was saying that the mad person is gonna kill the doctor. …

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Do I look like a fool to You?

Once a boy was taking his cows and goats to jungle. His friend – who was too fool but used to act like he was the smartest one was passing by and he asked, “Where are you taking these animals in this chilly morning?” Boy replied, “I’m taking these animals …

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My youngest son is a thief

Old man to his relatives : Out of my 4 son, elder one did MBA, 2nd son did Ma, 3rd did PHD and youngest son is a thief. Old man’s relative : Then why don’t you take your son to police. He’ll be in jail for some months and he’ll …

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I’d have told you a good joke

Once a foolish person was sitting at the local hotel. His friend came there and asked him a tricky question. Friend : Dude, how many Apple can you eat if your stomach was all empty. Foolish person : At most 6! Friend : Haha… Wrong answer. How can you eat …

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I’m going to be a father.

Once a friend was sitting in a park in a sad mood. Another friend came and asked what was the problem. 1st friend replied, “I’m going to be a father.” 2nd friend : so, whats the problem. Instead it’s a good news. 1st friend : I’m going to be a …

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Raise the hand who want to go to heaven

Once a religious guru was giving a speech in front of a mass of people. John, his wife and his mother in law were also listening to the guru. Guru asked to raise the hand who want to go to heaven. John’s wife and mother in law raised their hand. …

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