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I’d have told you a good joke

Once a foolish person was sitting at the local hotel. His friend came there and asked him a tricky question. Friend : Dude, how many Apple can you eat if your stomach was all empty. Foolish person : At most 6! Friend : Haha… Wrong answer. How can you eat …

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I’m going to be a father.

Once a friend was sitting in a park in a sad mood. Another friend came and asked what was the problem. 1st friend replied, “I’m going to be a father.” 2nd friend : so, whats the problem. Instead it’s a good news. 1st friend : I’m going to be a …

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Raise the hand who want to go to heaven

Once a religious guru was giving a speech in front of a mass of people. John, his wife and his mother in law were also listening to the guru. Guru asked to raise the hand who want to go to heaven. John’s wife and mother in law raised their hand. …

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Such a small thing to do any harm

Once a drunk person was lying on the Highway. His friend tried to pull him from the road but the person denies get out of the way. Man’s Friend : Get off the way… a bus is coming in full speed. Drunken man : Even the plane just passed over …

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Saints don’t wear underwear or what?

Once a saint was walking on the street. Unfortunately a bird pooped on the head of the saint Saint : Oh God… What sin had I done. (Scolding the bird in bird’s language) Saint : Haven’t your parents taught you to wear underwear? Bird : Yes they have! Saint : …

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Meanings : Now and Then

When we didn’t have computers and mobiles : – Window used to be understood as the window of house ! – Application used to be written something on paper – Mouse used to be one species of animal – Keyboard used to be one of the musical instrument. – File …

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I’m not sick but my nother is.

Once a mother went to Clinic with her Daughter. Doctor to the girl(daughter) : Seems like you have a serious problem, I need to check so open all your clothes and lie down in the bed. Girl (Daughter) : But I’m not the one who is sick. My mother is. …

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Kt bhaneko Yesto hunu parcha

Climate bhaneko Rainy hunuparcha, Sunny ta Leone pni huncha Chora bhaneko himmatwala hunuparcha, Sushil ta koirala pni huncha Girlfriend bhaneko passionate hunuparcha, Caring ta nurse pni hunchan ni Kt bhaneko cool hunu parcha, hot ta usineko Aalu pni huncha ni Color bhaneko red po hunu parcha, Blue ta film pni …

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The boy held onto dad’s p**is

A child was taking a bath with his dad. The child suddenly slipped, but luckily held on to his dad’s p***s. The dad remarks: “See! the difference, if you were taking a bath with your mom you would have fallen!”

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I’m not in a good mood

(Girl in restaurant, calls a waiter) Girl : Who is that boy on the table no. 10? Waiter : Madam, his name is Harke. Girl : He has been ruining my mood since 1 hour. Waiter : But madam, he is a very nice guy. He hasn’t seen you just …

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Settling dispute by Three kick rule

A lawyer hunting in the country shoots a duck and it falls on the other side of a tall picket fence surrounding a rickety old house. As the lawyer is climbing over the fence, an old man comes scrambling out of the house yelling “That duck is on my property …

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Army officer and his brave sacrifice

A retired army was in the bar for some drink. He had his one leg with the support of a machine, one hand cut off and one eye blind. There was a mid 30s guy near the army. He started the conversation and after a while inquired about his leg. …

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Snoring.. No Problem!

Once a guy was going to his home. He had to stay in hotel before reaching home. Only one hotel was there and it was too cold outside. He asked the hotel manager to provide him one room but there was no room available. He was too tired and sleepy. …

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Heart touching Chinese Story

(Based on true story ) . . . . . なだや羅やわマヤなた 名棚や探したい以下対 する 目指し回友人目指し差 が愛する なたさるかなだ羅山な 滝さやかあな�� �やマ ヌらは坂花やまあ傘話 間に魚玉� ��らはがや わまぁら花や なたま やかあさらやわはさた なはやなたきたなよ いさは早見たかあや バカにかわ鼻高な わ谷中あだ名はさな たかなあかさやなやま なたあかさなや帆な肉 違い耶 The End Such a heart touching story. I almost Cried.

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Talk of a shame

Tim : Yo bro Jim, lets go to watch movie today. Jim : Can’t go today. Kind of feeling unwell. Tim : What a shame! Father is a doctor and son is in home being sick. Jim : (gets angry) This is not a shame bro. Real shame should be …

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I saw your Sister while bathing

Tom : Today I saw your sister while bathing. John : What???? Don’t you have any shame on watching other’s sister while bathing? Tom : Hahaha… Whats wrong with that? Today I was taking a bath at the compound and your sister was going to College. That’s when I saw …

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How much cold it’s gonna be?

Once a leader was appointed in a far away village – One of the oldest recognized tribe of the country. Since he was new and had no experience. He didn’t know what to do. Just to keep people busy and play it safe, he ordered his people to collect firewood …

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How to go to heaven?

Ram was a great religious guru. Once a very rich person came to meet Guru Ram. Rich man : Guru, Will I go to heaven if I leave taking alcohol, non-veg items? Ram guru : Nop! Rich man : Will I go to heaven if I leave dating girls outside? …

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