School caught on fire. Students were happy that they don’t have to come School for few days. Children were shouting. One of the child among the crowd was looking sad. So the teacher asked, “Why are you sad?” Student replied : School building caught on fire but You are outside
Read More »What if John went to hell?
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a Anaconda to swallow a human because even though it’s very bid, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that a her relatives living in africa – John was recently reported to be swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
Read More »To dad and Mom
To Mom : I’m hungry…. I’m cold…. I’m hot Can I have.. I want to watch Where are you? Can you ask dad? Can you help me…. He hurt me She hurt me….. I want to go there When are we… ? Why are we…? Why cant we..? To DAD
Read More »Cheating the death
One day death came to a boy and said: “Hey, today is your last day” Boy : “But I’m not ready!”. Death said: “Well today your name is the first on my list”. Boy: “Okay then why don’t you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we
Read More »EXAM PATTERN
EXAM PATTERN : 1995 : Answer all Questions. 2000 : Answer any 5 Questions. 2010 : Answer either A or B 2015 : At least read the Question. 2020 : Thanks for Coming
Read More »Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
Read More »शेरे ज्योतिषकोमा गएछ
शेरे ज्योतिषकोमा गएछ । शेरेः मेरो हत्केला चिलाइरहन्छ किन होला? ज्योतिषः तपाइलाई ठुलै रकम हात पर्दैछ । . शेरेः मेरो पैताला पनि चिलाउछ । ज्योतिषः तपाइ भ्रमण जान पाउनु हुन्छ । . शेरेः मेरो ढाड पनि चिलाउछ । ज्योतिषः तपाइको यहि वर्ष बिहे हुन्छ । . शेरेः मेरो औँलाको काप
Read More »Shere lai राती चुरोट खान मन लागेछ
Shere lai राती चुरोट खान मन लागेछ… चुरोट गोजी मै रैछ झिकेर मुखमा राखेछ, अनी सलाई खोजेछ पाएनछ, . लाइटर खोजेछ त्यो पानी पाएनछ, कोठाको सबै ठाउँमा हेरेछ तर भेटेनछ, . . अनी दिक्क मानेर मैनबत्ती निभाएर सुतेछ |
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५०० वटा बादर्नी भएको ठाउमा एउटा बादर लाई राखिएछ । अनी अमेरिका, भारत र नेपालका नेताहरुलाई भाले बादर कुन हो भनेर चिन्न लगाइएछ । त्यत्रो हुल मा अमेरिका, भारतका नेताहरुले बादर छुट्याउन सकेनछन । पछी नेपालको एउटा नेता गएछ । उस्ले ट्याक्कै पत्ता लगाएछ । अनी पत्रकारहरुले सोधेछन्: नेताज्यु अमेरिका,
Read More »Loyalty Test : Men will always be Men
Loyalty Tests… Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwear of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people? Total silence… Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren’t they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial?
Read More »Loyalty Test : Men will always be Men
Loyalty Tests… Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwear of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people? Total silence… Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren’t they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial?
Read More »Beware Of Female Drivers
BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS: After Accident, Driver Angrily said – I showed you the Headlights and told you let me go first……… Female Driver- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No.. Driver fainted !!!
Read More »Why are you late?
A cute excuse: Teacher – Why are you late? Student – Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher – So what made You late if they were fighting? Student – 1 shoe was in mom’s hand and 1 in dad’s hand
Read More »My home is on GROUND FLOOR
Handsome boy was waiting for the bus Girl stoppd car & asked,”You want lift?” Boy : “No thanx. My home is on GROUND FLOOR”
Read More »I will shoot everyone
A man entered in a bank with gun in his hand and said I just want to deposit cash. If you try to pitch me insurance or investments, I will shoot everyone ….
Read More »Who is the teacher of this subject?
Teacher : Your son has failed, See his report. Eng – 20 Math – 15 Opt. math – 18 Phy – 13 Chem – 15 SSt. – 17 Total – 98 Father : Wow, He has done excellent in Total… Who is the teacher of subject “Total”?
Read More »You are speeding too much
(Jill was driving a car and Jack was the back seat) Jack : OOOooooo…. You are speeding too much.. Slow abit.. Jill : Are you afraid??? Then Why don’t you close your eyes like ME…. Lol
Read More »The speech was short
A politician had to give a speech in a function. He asked his P.A to prepare short speech. P.A prepared a speech and gave it to the Politician. (After the speech was over) Politician : I told you to prepare the short speech.. not 3 page long story. P. A
Read More »Did the car driver die?
Once a woodpecker was flying over the vehicle. But It collided with one of the car on the highway. The bird fainted. One kind hearted person took the bird to his home and put it inside cage. And put some food in there as well. After few hours, the bird
Read More »Why did you cry
Three friends went to the jungle for some adventure. As they were going through the jungle, they were captured by the local tribes of jungle. The king of tribes thought them to be spy of another tribe so The King ordered them to punish without any mercy. The guard ordered
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