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सानो कन्डम

शिक्षक : हामीले लाम्खुट्टेहरु जन्मिन बाट रोक्नु पर्छ । . विध्यार्थी : त्यो त हुन नै सक्दैन । . शिक्षक : किन ? . विध्यार्थी : लाम्खुट्टेहरुले लगाउने तेत्रो सानो कन्डम त बन्नै सक्दैन नि सर !!!

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Exam को तयारी

३ कक्षा :-‘ओए मैले त exam को लागी पुरा को पुरा तयारी गरें ।’ . ४-६ कक्षा :-‘ओए त्यो एउटा question चाँही ओभर गाह्रो लागेर त्यही एउटा question चाँही छाडें ।’ . ७-९ कक्षा :-‘मैले त important-important मात्रै पढें ।’ . १० कक्षा :-‘ह्या ४ वटै पाठ पढ्दा नि पास …

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iPhone & Android Application to make Wife Happy !

After massive demands from all husbands………. A new app called “SAFE” is launched for iPhone and Android You just say ‘Wife’.. And it closes all websites – clears history Hides all chats, Shuts down all games, Hides all special folders And best of all.. Puts your wife’s photograph as a …

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My GF is getting married

Boy in centi mood.. His friend comes and asks, “What happened, why are you sad?” Boy : My GF is getting married! Friend : When? Boy : I’m getting married in December 5 and she in December 15. Lol

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What a Sexy Elephant

One group of male Elephant were having a break time in College. Since they were young and daring, they were mostly talking about girl. Laughing and shouting… One sexy Elephant was passing through the group… One of the Elephant whispered in other Elephant’s ear, “Waaaow! Awesome figure… 3600.. 2600.. 3600”

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Missing you sooo much :p

I called My Ex GF.. Me : Today I watched a movie and I’m missing you a lot.. She : Awwwww So Sweet Of you..Even I Miss you too…. By the way, which movie did you watch?? Me : “The witch revenge”… She SentiFlyaaaaaaaaaaaaT.. xd xd

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Nepal Telecom ko New Service

नेपाल टेलिकमको नयाँ सेवा विवाह सेवा: सम्बन्धको लागि १ थिच्नुस्, इङेजमेन्ट लागि २ थिच्नुस्, विवाह नै गर्नेहो भने ३ थिच्नुस् . मुन्द्रे प्रश्न सोध्दै : दोस्रो विवाहको लागि के थिच्ने? . . . . . . . . . . . नेपाल टेलिकम : यससेवाको लागि पहिलो पत्नीको घाटि थिच्नुहोस।

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Seems like power of healing

Once I was riding in the bus. Saw a couple in the front seat having conversation. Girl : Oouch, my fingers are aching! Boy: Oh my baby, let me kiss your finger so it will heal your fingers… So the boy kisses her fingers and pain goes away Then again …

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५ करोडको चिट्ठा

एउटा केटीलाई ५ करोडको चिट्ठा परेछ । चिट्ठा कम्पनीले निर्णय गरेछ एकै पल्ट एस्तो खबर सुन्दा केटी अचानक धेर खुशी भयर ज्यान जान सक्छ, त्यसैले कम्पनीले एउटा बाबालाई यो कुरा केटी लाई भन्ने जिम्मा दिएछ । बाबा जोगी बनेर उक्त केटीको घर गएछ र हात हेर्दिन्छु भनेछ । हात हेर्दै …

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कता छौ बुढी ?

( बुढा अफिस पुगेर बुढिलाई फोन गर्छ ) बुढा : कता छौ ? बुढी : घरमा छु । बुढा : ए घर मै छौ ? खै मिक्सर चलाउ त ! बुढी मिक्सर चलाउछिन्…. घर घर घर घर् बुढा : ए ल ठीक छ । ( अर्को दिन ) बुढा : …

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फेसबुक चलाएर के फाइदा ?

( बाबु छोरलाई सम्झाउँदै ) बाबु : हेर छोरा, यो फेसबुक चलाउन छोडदे । यस्ले तलाई खाना दिदैन । छोरा : किन पिर गर्छौ बा! फेसबुकले खाना नदिए पनि खाना पकाएर दिने मान्छे दिन्छ भन्ने कुरामा म ढुक्क छु ।

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Who is the youngest one ?

Teacher to a grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : Youngest means smallest dear son ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : How ? Student : Because he still sleeps with mom !

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How far is land ?

Once a ship was caught into a dangerous storm and ship was about to get drowned. A middle aged person asked to captain : How far is land from here? Captain : Not more than 4km… Man immediately jumps out of ship and asks, “In which direction should I go …

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