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What does your father do?

(bf and gf were on date) Girlfriend : What does your father do? Boyfriend : He is the owner of KFC Girlfriend : Wow! So rich! I always hear about KFC but whats the full form of KFC Boyfriend : Kallu Fruit Chhat LOL

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You are the father of one of my kid

A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: Do u know me.. Lady : Yes, You are the father of one of my kid. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are You Sangeeta???? No Are You Preeti??? No Are You Nisha? No Minal? No …

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I want to Study, I want to Study

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.. . . . But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies. But she Called me again n again.. . . I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz I want to Study, I want …

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Black Lion and Komal Chhada

Girl:- “Your Name.. ?? . Boy:- “Black Lion.. . Girl:- “Are You joking.. . Boy:-“No, it means Kalu Singh. & Yours.. ?? . Girl:- “soft Underwear.. . Boy: “Are You joking.. ?? . Girl:- “No, It means Komal Chadda!

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यो पिज्जा हट हो ?

शेरेः यो पिज्जा हट हो ? मेनेजरः हजुर हो । म तपाईलाई के सेवा गर्न सक्छु ? शेरेः मैले भनेको सेवा गर्न सक्नुहुन्छ ? मेनेजरः सक्छु । तपाईहरु कै सेवाको लागि खोलेको हो । बरु भन्नुस् कहाँ कति पिज्जा लिएर आउँ त ? शेरेः त्यसो होइन हजुर । मैले घरमै …

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सेरे हल्का झ्यापमा

सेरे हल्का झ्यापमा आफ्नो कार ड्राईभिङ गरेर फर्कदैंथ्यो। .. बाटोमा क्रस गरेर “NO ENTRY ” एरीयामा पसेछ. . . ट्राफीक:- ओए! ओए कहां हालेको गाडी त्यती ठूलो बोर्ड देखिनस् “NO ENTRY” लेखेको, कि जांड खाएर चलाउंदैछस् । सेरे :- देख्न त देखेकै हो तर मलाई लाग्यो की त्यो त हिजो …

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शेरेको प्रेमकथा

शेरेको प्रेमकथा: शेरेले एउटी केटीलाई धेरै माया गर्थ्यो तर डराएर केही भन्न सकेको थिएन । 1 दिन उसले म्यासेजमा I love u लेखेर पठाउने निर्णय गरेछ । उसले राती ‘I LOVE U’ लेखेर केटीको नंबरमा म्यासेज पठाएछ । केही समय पछि शेरेको मोबाइलमा म्यासेजको रिङटोन बजेछ तर उसले भोलीपल्ट बिहान …

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I need a match stick

A boy went to the local shop and asked for a match stick. . . . Shopkeeper gave him a lighter. The boy fired up and slapped the shop keeper so hard. And said.. . . . You f***in piece of sh**.. How can I clean my ears with this …

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एउटा

एउटा”भ्यागुता ज्योतिषकोमा गएछ र आफ्नो भविष्य हेरिदिनु भनेछ …. . . . . . ज्योतिष : तेरो जीवनमा एउटी राम्री च्वाँक केटी आउनेछे अनि तेरो मुटु चोरेर लानेछे !!! . . . . . भ्यागुता: (खुशी हुँदै) त्यो केटी कहाँ भेट्छु त मैले ?? . . . . . ज्योतिष: …

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Since when??

One day son cam home late. Father was waiting him at the door. As soon as he came home. He started to check the pockets of jacket that son was wearing. He found… cigarette, pic of sexy celebrity and few phone numbers of local girls. Father started to scold son …

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Does potato ever speaks

3 thief were running and Police were after them. They went to the ware house and hide inside 3 different sacks. Police also came into that ware house. Police kicked on the first sack. First thief : Bow Wow Police : Oh.. Its dog in there. Police kicked the 2nd …

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Who started first?

Father : Look my dear son, You must get 90% in this terminal exam.. Son : Only 90%?? Shouldn’t I go for 100% dad? Father : Dont joke.. Take it seriously.. Son : Joking me?? Who started first? You or me?

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Sere fainted!!

Sherey Katai Jaadai Raixa… Tirkha Laagexa… Ani Eauta Ghar maa Gayera Sodhyo… Sherey : Babu… Malai Alikati Paani Piuna Deu na ?? Fuchhe: Juice Piunu Huncha..?? . Sherey: Heehe Huncha Huncha..Jhan Ramro tyo ta.. . Fuchhe Le Eauta Jug maa Juice Liyera Aayo.. Sherey Le Ghat…Ghat..Gh at…5 Jug jati Juice …

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I’m not going to school today,

Tom said to his mother: I’m not going to school today, the teachers bully me and the boys in my class don’t like me. Why do they do this to me???? Sere’s mother: Firstly, you’re 35 years old. . . . . . . . Secondly, you’re the principal.

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Mad man and catapult

A mad man used to say same thing always: I’ll make catapult and hunt the pigeons. (That man was taken to hospital and was treated for 6 months) Doctor : Now man, what do you want to do ? Man : Marriage Doctor : Wow.. then Man : Enjoy honeymoon …

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