Jokes

If we loose a PEN, we can buy New one but.. If we loose PEN CAP, We cant buy new one..! So… Always buy a ‘Tik Tik’ pen.!

Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours…. He sits on his horse &

Wife : Tell me who won the World cup in 2010? Husband: Spain, why? Wife: Now tell me why you didn't wish me for my birthday yesterday?

Can you please bring a bit of sugar for me from the Kitchen? . . Husband: It seems like we are out of sugar.

-This is Student Life- 1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes . 2- SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way . 3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions 4- EDITING : Your report contains

My wife wants me to take a holiday tomorrow since the attic, the garage and the garden has to be cleaned. Boss: Sorry I cannot give you a holiday tomorrow. Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you would help me.

GF: Don’t talk to her. BF: Why? GF: She’s such a slut. BF: See you don’t get it, but this is encouragement!

Dad : Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up ? Son : Dad I want to be a pizza delivery boy. Dad : What ? Son : Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber. Dad : You little piece of shit… You

Girl : I love Football and my favorite player is Christiano Ronaldo. Boy : Nice. Do You know which country he plays for? Girl : Of course I do. Real Madrid…

Wife : Shall we try different position tonight ? Husband: ( excited ) Yah sure why not.

Draupadi lived alone with 5 men. Gautam Budddha didn’t listen 2 his mother & went out. Pinocchio was a Liar. Robin Hood was a Thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger & married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a

If the author of Da Vinci Code would have been a punjabi, The name of the novel would have been “Vinci Da Code”.

A newly certified doctor opened up a Clinic. On his opening day, a person comes to his clinic. To show as if like he is busy, Doctor picks up his phone and acts like he is talking to a client on the other side. Doctor puts down the phone and

If Your wife uses a dual sim phone, Save both the number under one name... Never save it as " wife 1" and "wife 2"

Wife : Don’t keep phone on charging for whole night, it will blast, Husband : Don’t worry honey, I have taken out the battery before keeping it on charge……

I don’t know why girls do post, “Good Night guys” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m always confused its Information or Invitation..

Three friends were going home in a car. As they reached home, they found that the door of a car was jammed. 1st friend : Lets try to get out from the engine compartment. 2nd friend : No! No! Its more easy to get out from the back of the

Wife is Cute When she is Mute. Husband is Honey, When he gives Money.

A new trend of shortening names has begun in politics. Narendra Modi is called”Namo” And Rahul Gandhi is called”RaGa”. Harish Goyal and Mukesh Tomar have decided to quit politics. Supriya Sule did not respond to our queries

A person was in the plane and the plane was about to take off. The person shouting : Hijack…. Hijack.. Hijack.. Boys started to shake, Girls started crying, older people started praying God And one of the boy named Pappu from the last seat shouted : Hi Jack, You are