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Heart touching Chinese Story

(Based on true story ) . . . . . なだや羅やわマヤなた 名棚や探したい以下対 する 目指し回友人目指し差 が愛する なたさるかなだ羅山な 滝さやかあな�� �やマ ヌらは坂花やまあ傘話 間に魚玉� ��らはがや わまぁら花や なたま やかあさらやわはさた なはやなたきたなよ いさは早見たかあや バカにかわ鼻高な わ谷中あだ名はさな たかなあかさやなやま なたあかさなや帆な肉 違い耶 The End Such a heart touching story. I almost Cried.

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Talk of a shame

Tim : Yo bro Jim, lets go to watch movie today. Jim : Can’t go today. Kind of feeling unwell. Tim : What a shame! Father is a doctor and son is in home being sick. Jim : (gets angry) This is not a shame bro. Real shame should be

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I saw your Sister while bathing

Tom : Today I saw your sister while bathing. John : What???? Don’t you have any shame on watching other’s sister while bathing? Tom : Hahaha… Whats wrong with that? Today I was taking a bath at the compound and your sister was going to College. That’s when I saw

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Difficult To Understand Girls

Few Days Back When She Called Me I Was Having Food She Got Angry That I Didn’t Ask Her To Join Me.. . . . . . . . . … Today When She Called I Was.. . . Taking Bath & I Asked Her To Join, She Was Angry

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How much cold it’s gonna be?

Once a leader was appointed in a far away village – One of the oldest recognized tribe of the country. Since he was new and had no experience. He didn’t know what to do. Just to keep people busy and play it safe, he ordered his people to collect firewood

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You got an ‘F’ in sex

A boy asks his mother her age. She replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Boy then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” The boy then asks, “Why did Daddy leave you?” To this, the mother says, “You shouldn’t

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How to go to heaven?

Ram was a great religious guru. Once a very rich person came to meet Guru Ram. Rich man : Guru, Will I go to heaven if I leave taking alcohol, non-veg items? Ram guru : Nop! Rich man : Will I go to heaven if I leave dating girls outside?

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Find better girl now

(Two friends talking) Ram : I have heard that you left eating meat, Is it true? Hari : Yes, I left it. Ram : You also left drinking alcohol? Hari : Yeaps ! Ram : And smoking too? Hari : Yes, Everything! Ram : So why didn’t you marry that

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Elephant and two Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.” The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that

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You will die of illiteracy

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor : “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started

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Do you have Banana?

Boy asked a shopkeeper, “Do you have banana?” Shopkeeper replied, “I’m sorry, we don’t sell Banana.” Boy came again after 5 minute and asked again, “Do you have Banana?” Shopkeeper : No, we dont have! (After 3 minutes boy comes again) Boy : Do you have banana? Shopkeeper : I

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Do I look like a fool?

Once a boy bought a lottery ticket for Rs. 10 and won a lottery of 10 lakhs. Organizer told the boy that they will give 1 lakh cash right now and other remaining 19 lakhs every week starting from next week. The boy replied,”Do I look like a fool?? Either

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It’s not mine fault.

(Teacher in a class room was asking questions to student) Teacher to one of the student, “Tell me thw chemical formula of water” Student replied, “H2SO4 + CACO3+MgSO4+KOH+CaSO4” What? student : “Sir, this is not mine fault. It’s the fault of Water supply Authority of our city..

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Somebody killed Nobody

5 friends lived in a room, namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody. . . 0ne day, Somebody killed Nobody. . . At That time Brain was in bath room, Mad called Police. . . Mad : Is it Police Station ? Police : Yes, what is the matter ?

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Udas baau ko friendly Son

Udas xoro lai dekhera baau ! . Baau :- K bho chhora ?? . . Chhora :- Kei haina dad ! . . Baau :- Bhanna bhan, ma tero sathi jastai ho ni !! . . . . . Chhora :- Hya kei haina k myachiss ! tero chamma sanga

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One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too.

10 Rules for COOL LIFE 1. Money Is not Everything… There’s also Master Card and Visa. 2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too. 3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks. 4. Fruits/Salads are healthy… So leave it for Sick. 5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them. 6.

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Six died in accident

(Teacher in a junior class) “Ram stand up and say from 1 to 10” 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher asked, “Where is 6?” Student replied, “In the news I heard in radio, it said 6 died in accident.”

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