Girls You are a ”BITCH” . . . . . . B for Beautiful I for Intelligent T for Talented C for cute H for Hilarious . . . Are You smiling now ? You are really BITCH !!!
Read More »Neither I failed Nor she Jumped
I was in class 7th She was in 4th . I was in 8th She was in 6th . I was in 9th She was in 8th . I was in 10th She was also in 10th. . Neither I failed Nor she Jumped. . PS : In the above
Read More »Shere ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा
शेरे ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा बाइक रोकेर बसेको थियो । उसैबेला उसको टाउको चिलाएछ । शेरेले हेल्मेट बाहिरबाट टाउको कन्याएछ । एउटी स्कुटीमा आएकि केटिले अचम्म लागेर भनिछे: तिमी पागल त भएनौ ? हेल्मेट खोलेर पो टाउको कन्याउनु पर्छ । . . . . . . . . शेरे: अलि बिचार गरेर
Read More »How much does a cock loves its hen?
Once a Cock fell in Love with the hen. Cock : Look dear I love you so much. Hen : How much do you love me? Cock : I love you more than myself. I can do anything for you. Hen : I’m not feeling well today. Can you please
Read More »Celebrating April fool with Wife
(Husband came out of shower, calling for his wife.) Husband : Dear… Dear , Look I’ve wore such a gorgeous panty. (Wife hurriedly went to the room where her husband was) Wife : But honey, You haven’t wore any panty. Husband : April Fool! April Fool!
Read More »4 days without milk
( Milkman at the door) Man : It been 4 days, your wife didn’t bring milk here in our home. Milkman : Actually my wife is sick sir! Man : Oh I’m so sorry. If thats the case, you should have brought the milk of cow!
Read More »Son of Millionaire
A boy was sitting alone. He looked sad. His friend came to him and asked, “Hey bro, You look sad! Is everything alright?” Boy ; No.. Nothing is Ok. The girl whom I loved so much got married to other. Friend said, “Didn’t you tell him that you are the
Read More »Boy and his shopping bag
Once a father was preparing to cook since his wife was away due to some work. It was a evening time and electricity was not available. He noticed that there was candle as well as potato and oil. So he asked his son to go to the shop and bring
Read More »मलाई कस्तो कस्तो लाग्छ
शेरे एक न एक बाहना गरेर कहिल्यै homework गर्दैनथ्यो । शारिरिक रुपमा सजाय दिदा दिदै पढाउने मिस पनि वाक्क भैसकेकी थिईन । आज पनि उसले homework गरेको थिएन । मिसले भनिन – किन homework नगरेको शेरे? शेरे – (बाहाना बनाउदै) मिस आज मेरो कलममा मसी सकिएको थियो त्यही भएर नगरेको
Read More »So where is your husband?
There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a
Read More »What will you do if someone throws stone?
What will you do if someone throws stone on you? You should throw back the flower to that person, but make sure the flower is with its pot.
Read More »I asked for money to my dad
Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked
Read More »शेरे जेलमा छ
एउटा लोहार बुढो भएकोले शेरेलाई काममा राखेछ । शेरे प्रत्येक काम गर्नुभन्दा प्रत्येक पटक सोध्ने गर्थ्यो । बुढो अलि किचकिचे र कडा स्वभावको थियो उसले शेरेलाई भनेछ कि धेरै सवाल सोध्ने नगर जे भन्छु त्यो काम चुपचाप गर् । एकदिन लोहारले बलेको आरनबाट रातो फलाम निकालेर सन्दानमा राखेछ र शेरेलाई
Read More »I didn’t copy from Dam
Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam
Read More »How did a boy came to this earth?
Once a boy came running to his mother with a very anxious face. And the boy asked to his mother, “Mom… Mom.. How did I came to this world?” Mother surprised with the question, “My little boy… Once a angel came to our house and put you in my arms
Read More »Way of writing answers in Exams.
New way of writing answers in Exams. If you don’t know the answer, Then put lines like this : . ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| . and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”
Read More »(adult) Wait for me, I’m also coming !
(Tim is in classroom with black eye) Teacher: – what’s wrong? Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives
Read More »(adult) What is your size?
Girl went to a shop to buy bra. Girl : Hello, Can you show some Bra for me? Shop Keeper : Is 36 ok for you? Girl : A bit smaller Shopkeeper : Wait… 32? Girl : Hmmm .. abit smaller Shopkeeper : Here you are… 28 ! Girl :
Read More »Did this actually happen?
A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file. To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home and his7 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in
Read More »Classic Insult
(Boy uploaded a pic in Facebook holding a dog) Girl commented, “Which one is You?” Boy replied, “The one holding you!”
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