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Shere ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा

शेरे ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा बाइक रोकेर बसेको थियो । उसैबेला उसको टाउको चिलाएछ । शेरेले हेल्मेट बाहिरबाट टाउको कन्याएछ । एउटी स्कुटीमा आएकि केटिले अचम्म लागेर भनिछे: तिमी पागल त भएनौ ? हेल्मेट खोलेर पो टाउको कन्याउनु पर्छ । . . . . . . . . शेरे: अलि बिचार गरेर

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Celebrating April fool with Wife

(Husband came out of shower, calling for his wife.) Husband : Dear… Dear , Look I’ve wore such a gorgeous panty. (Wife hurriedly went to the room where her husband was) Wife : But honey, You haven’t wore any panty. Husband : April Fool! April Fool!

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4 days without milk

( Milkman at the door) Man : It been 4 days, your wife didn’t bring milk here in our home. Milkman : Actually my wife is sick sir! Man : Oh I’m so sorry. If thats the case, you should have brought the milk of cow!

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Son of Millionaire

A boy was sitting alone. He looked sad. His friend came to him and asked, “Hey bro, You look sad! Is everything alright?” Boy ; No.. Nothing is Ok. The girl whom I loved so much got married to other. Friend said, “Didn’t you tell him that you are the

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Boy and his shopping bag

Once a father was preparing to cook since his wife was away due to some work. It was a evening time and electricity was not available. He noticed that there was candle as well as potato and oil. So he asked his son to go to the shop and bring

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मलाई कस्तो कस्तो लाग्छ

शेरे एक न एक बाहना गरेर कहिल्यै homework गर्दैनथ्यो । शारिरिक रुपमा सजाय दिदा दिदै पढाउने मिस पनि वाक्क भैसकेकी थिईन । आज पनि उसले homework गरेको थिएन । मिसले भनिन – किन homework नगरेको शेरे? शेरे – (बाहाना बनाउदै) मिस आज मेरो कलममा मसी सकिएको थियो त्यही भएर नगरेको

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So where is your husband?

There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a

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I asked for money to my dad

Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked

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शेरे जेलमा छ

एउटा लोहार बुढो भएकोले शेरेलाई काममा राखेछ । शेरे प्रत्येक काम गर्नुभन्दा प्रत्येक पटक सोध्ने गर्थ्यो । बुढो अलि किचकिचे र कडा स्वभावको थियो उसले शेरेलाई भनेछ कि धेरै सवाल सोध्ने नगर जे भन्छु त्यो काम चुपचाप गर् । एकदिन लोहारले बलेको आरनबाट रातो फलाम निकालेर सन्दानमा राखेछ र शेरेलाई

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I didn’t copy from Dam

Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam

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How did a boy came to this earth?

Once a boy came running to his mother with a very anxious face. And the boy asked to his mother, “Mom… Mom.. How did I came to this world?” Mother surprised with the question, “My little boy… Once a angel came to our house and put you in my arms

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(adult) What is your size?

Girl went to a shop to buy bra. Girl : Hello, Can you show some Bra for me? Shop Keeper : Is 36 ok for you? Girl : A bit smaller Shopkeeper : Wait… 32? Girl : Hmmm .. abit smaller Shopkeeper : Here you are… 28 ! Girl :

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Did this actually happen?

A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file. To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home and his7 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in

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