Once a lady was pregnant and there were twins growing in her womb. Suddenly twins felt like earthquake. 1st baby : Look bro, It seems like father is with the mother. 2nd baby : Nop bro, Its not our father. May be he is a Uncle next door. Because our
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One day a husband was trying to repair the electrical socket. Husband : Hey honey, can you please come over here? Wife : Yes my King.. What can I do for you? Husband : Can You touch this red wire? Wife : Ok.. Husband : Did anything happen? Wife :
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Once a boy went to a big company for interview. Boy went inside the interview room. A pretty girl was sitting on the chair. He greeted the girl and the girl told him to sit. (Girl starts interviewing the boy) Girl : Do you have habit of drinking? Boy :
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Teacher : Who is a Pharmacist? (Ram raised up his hand) Teacher : So its only Ram that is the most intelligent student we have in this class? So there is nobody else to answer the question except Ram? (There was no reply from the students… Total Silence) Teacher: OK
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Eauta KETA +2 maa fail Bhyecha… Bau Le Gali Gardai Bhanyo:-Herrr Herr Uh Tyo…Ta Sangai Padhne Tyo Pallo Ghar ko KT lai herr 1st Division maa Pass Bhaiche !! KETA- HYA bau…Kati Herr Herr bhanira ??!!! Exam maa ni Tesai lai Herda Herda ta Fail bhairachu jhan !!!
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An Engineer and a Doctor fell in love with the same girl. Doctor used to give rose to the girl everyday. But Engineer used to give apple to the girl everyday. A friend of Engineer asked, Why do you give her apple instead of rose or any other gift. Engineer
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New semester had just begun. A boy liked a girl from his class very much. One day he decided to propose that girl. On the occasion of Valentines day, the boy proposed the girl. But the girl complained it to the Principal. And the Principal suspended that boy for a
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Girl : Do you have Facebook? Boy : No! Girl : Do you have Twitter? Boy : No! Girl : Do you have Whatsapp? Boy : No! Girl : Then, what do you have? Boy : Life. Girl : OMG.. Cute Cute boy… Secert hmm.. I need a life in
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Various stages of marriage: 1st : MAD for each other, 2nd : MADE for each other, 3rd : MAD at each other 4th : MAD because of each other. What’s Marriage? – MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person Nonsense..!.
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A wife called for help from her husband as she was cleaning dishes after dinner in the kitchen. She didn’t get any response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files.. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played
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I was Trying to create password of one social website.. And This is What I Faced ! ‘hole’ -Sorry the password must be more than 8 characters. ‘your hole’ -Sorry the password must Contain 1 numerical Character. ‘your 10 hole’ -Sorry the Password Cannot have Blank Spaces. ‘your10hole’ -Sorry the
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What is the difference between My wife & Others Wife? Others Wife is Beauty, My Wife is duty, Others Wife is passion, My Wife is tension, Others Wife is cool, My Wife is fool, Others Wife is fresh cake, My Wife is earth quake!.
Read More »Never interrupt student
Today is the oral test of English Grammar. Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with”I” Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put “is” after “I” Always put ‘am’ after “I” Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Just because a person is silent.. doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life has taught him some serious lesson. May be he is….Married..
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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret which makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth”. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he
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Who says a woman’s life is easy????? One hand on FRYING PAN, other on MOBILE, One ear on cooker whistle, Other on GOSSIP, One eye on TV, Other on HUSBAND Which idiot said.. A WOMAN’S LIFE is EASY ! Its very BUSY. Respect women
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Heart melting love story… Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who are they to stop you? Boy: My wife & 2 kids..
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Group Chat: Rita : I’m so angry Leo deserved the Oscar yaa Sita : Yeah babe!! Rita : I swear..!!! Gita : Really deserved.. Personal Chat: Nita : Sis, who is Leo? Rita : I’m not sure but Leo is one the horoscope sign …..
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