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Suppose there is a Tea in the cup

One day a Professor was dipping a bread in the Tea cup. Waiter : Sir, what are you doing? You don’t have tea in the cup. Professor : I’m a math teacher.. I’ve already made a supposition of “Tea”. Suppose there is a Tea in the cup.

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May God have mercy on you

Teacher : What is a verb? Student : A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are you saying?. Student : It is a complete sentence. Teacher : Are you mad?. Student : It is a question. Teacher : Don’t be silly. Student : It is …

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Me sleep with Dad last night.

English Class Kid : Me sleep with Dad last night. . . . . . . . . . Madam (correcting):” Haina babu testo hoina, I slept with dad last night. . . . . Kid: Teso vaye tapai ma sute paxi aaunu bhako hola k mam…. Mam fainted! Lol

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सोच र बिचार

टिचर : सोच र बिचारमा के फरक छ? .. शेरे : तपाईंकी छोरी सेक्सी छ यो हाम्रो सोच हो, तर उ हाम्रो हात बाट बचोस भन्ने तपाईंको बिचार हो।

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क्लासमा हल्ला

क्लासमा हल्ला भईरहेथ्यो प्रिन्सीपलले स्टुडेन्टलाई हकार्दै सोध्यो- कसको पिरियड चलिरहेछ ? लजाउँदै चार जना केटीहरु उभिय।

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