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Heartfelt Condolence to Nokia 1200

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आज मिती २०७१ ।०९ ।२२ गते का दिन मेरो Nokia 1200 को अकस्मात पानीमा डुबेर मृत्यु भएकोमा मृतक Nokia को आत्माको चिर शान्तिको कामना गर्दै हार्दिक श्रद्धान्जली ब्यक्त गर्दछु । यती लामो साथको लागी धन्यवाद । Miss You Nokia 1200

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Future CV of girls

Name: Daddy’s lil Chuchi Fuchi runChi PrinCess Surname: Mogolni moiya Studied: Ugly Girls don’t exist university Passed: Grade 8 before I Had Facebook and a Blackberry Achievements: – Got 300+ likes in Dashai Photo – have 4000 fb friend and 1500 pending request Experiences: I Have been Using mig33, Picmix, …

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शिबरात्री आए गाँजा मगाउनु

बिहे गर्नु बाजा बजाउनु। शिबरात्री आए गाँजा मगाउनु। धन भनेपछि माहादेव का तिन नेत्र, तरुनी भनेपछि शेरेहरुलाई जात न गोत्र। हुने बिरुवाको चिल्लो पात, गाँजा मिच्नेको गनाउने हात। साँडे को जुधाई बाछाको मिचाई, गाँजा को सुरमा पेटीको सुताई। स्वयम्भु का बाँदर पशुपती को जात्रा, नाङगे बाबा संग तरुनी को यात्रा। …

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आमाले सोध्लिन् नि खै छोरो भन्लिन्

आमाले सोध्लिन् नि खै छोरो भन्लिन्., fb मा busy छ भन्दिए बाबाले सोध्लान् नि खै छोरो भन्लान्., chat मा busy छ भन्दिए प्रियाले सोध्लीन खोइ प्रिय भन्लिन., online मा आइहाल भन्दिए दाजैले सोध्लान खोई भाइ भन्लान्., cyber मा छ भन्दिए भाइले सोध्लान नि खोइ दाजै भन्लान., dating गाछ भन्दिए भाउजूले …

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You know why women love

Q – You know why women love shoes? A – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? A – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. Q – Why can’t Women …

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How To Make Man or Woman Happy

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Messages) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It’s really not too difficult but.. To …

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Hamro Nepali Pann

Hamro Nepali Pann,,,,,!! ‘ ‘ ‘ Yedi TV Ko Remote Le Kaam Garira Chaina Vane,, Remote Lai Vitta Ma Thokchau,, ,, Sangai Baseko Vaii Baini Ko Tauko Ma Thokchau,, Aafno Haat Ma Pyaattaa Pyaatta Parchau,, Atti Vaye Pachi Vuii Ma Pacharchau,, Tara Naya Battery Kahile Ferine Hoina,,, Jahile Kinna BirsinchaU,,,,,,!!!!!

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TYPES OF GIRLS

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS… 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. ,6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes …

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Made In China Mobile Phone

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA.. . . 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging 2. The phone has TV, Touchscreen, Nail cutter, fire lighter etc. 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, …

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