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English Troll

Troll english 1. Principal To Student…”I Saw You Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ?” 2. Class Teacher Once Said :”Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!” 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..” 4.”..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY …

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Kids Love Letters

Kids Love Letters (: Dear Pinki, I love u. My dream i see u. Everywhere u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow. U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U no come, I jump tree. Sure come. Yours lovely, Jack Girl …

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God promised men

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round…. And laughed and laughed and laughed,..

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Kei kura ko Dhanga chaina

There is almost nobody who haven’t faced this situation. 😉 ”Accidentally Drops a glass in the Kitchen’ . . . Mother: “Futaidey futaidey…. sapai futa ghar ko saman jati…. yo pani futa na….. kei kura ko dhanga chaina…..

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Why do stories have to be so long

Why do stories have to be so long when told by a woman? Example: Man telling the story: “Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party? He died.” Woman telling the story: “Honey Do you remember my friend Jackie from work? The one who invited us …

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Saying Yes or No to wife

My Wife thinks that I Sneak out at night to smoke Weed and get stoned, Because my eyes are always blood shot. I nod and agree with her… It’s better than saying most Girls carry Pepper Spray these days.

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GIRLS GIRLS

GIRLS ! Girls Are Someone Who : -Takes a Walk in the house with a Toothbrush.. -Reads the Text on the Shampoo bottle in the Shower.. -Laugh at Their Jokes when They haven’t even Shared it with Others yet.. -They can Read something 10 Times without Understanding It.. -They Push …

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NO GIRL CAN REJECT THIS

NO GIRL CAN REJECT THIS :- Boys are more kind than girls…… Do you know why? Because girls never help unknown boys…… But boys are always ready to help unknown girls Very true

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How can i marry you?

Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: How much is your salary.. ? Boy: No salary.. but,.. Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!! Boy: (talk to …

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When woman loves you

When a woman Loves You, You are a Husband , When a few women love you, You are a Man , When many women love you, You are a Lover , When hundreds of women Love You, You are an Idol , When thousands of women love you, You are …

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