Definition of A Happy Couple . . . . . HE does what SHE wants, and SHE does what SHE wants.
Read More »Donation for local swimming pool
A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool So, I gave him a glass of water
Read More »God promised men
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round…. And laughed and laughed and laughed,..
Read More »What is BUSINESS ?
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then OK. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO
Read More »That Angry moment
When a small kid hits you without any reason in front of his mom. And you can’t do anything but SMILE
Read More »It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie
It’s always Fun listening to someone’s . . . . When you already know the Truth.
Read More »Kei kura ko Dhanga chaina
There is almost nobody who haven’t faced this situation. 😉 ”Accidentally Drops a glass in the Kitchen’ . . . Mother: “Futaidey futaidey…. sapai futa ghar ko saman jati…. yo pani futa na….. kei kura ko dhanga chaina…..
Read More »3 dreams of a man
3 dreams of a man: To be as Handsome as his Mother thinks. To be as Rich as his Child Believes. To have as many Women as his Wife suspects.
Read More »Why do stories have to be so long
Why do stories have to be so long when told by a woman? Example: Man telling the story: “Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party? He died.” Woman telling the story: “Honey Do you remember my friend Jackie from work? The one who invited us
Read More »Saying Yes or No to wife
My Wife thinks that I Sneak out at night to smoke Weed and get stoned, Because my eyes are always blood shot. I nod and agree with her… It’s better than saying most Girls carry Pepper Spray these days.
Read More »Admit It…
Admit It You once made a little kid cry And then made them laugh so you wouldn’t get in trouble.
Read More »GIRLS GIRLS
GIRLS ! Girls Are Someone Who : -Takes a Walk in the house with a Toothbrush.. -Reads the Text on the Shampoo bottle in the Shower.. -Laugh at Their Jokes when They haven’t even Shared it with Others yet.. -They can Read something 10 Times without Understanding It.. -They Push
Read More »Who is what?
Boy: She’s Hot. Girl: She’s a Bitch. Girl: He’s Hot. Boy: He’s Gay.
Read More »NO GIRL CAN REJECT THIS
NO GIRL CAN REJECT THIS :- Boys are more kind than girls…… Do you know why? Because girls never help unknown boys…… But boys are always ready to help unknown girls Very true
Read More »I’ve been called worse before
Boy : Bitch Girl : I’ve been called worse before . Boy : Oh , really what ? Girl : Your girlfriend
Read More »How can i marry you?
Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: How much is your salary.. ? Boy: No salary.. but,.. Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!! Boy: (talk to
Read More »Childhood Magic
I Miss Being A LITTLE KID You Fall Asleep In The Sofa And Magically Transfer To Your Bed . . .
Read More »I have decided to be a Super-HERo
Boy – Hi darling… I have decided to be a Super-HERo… guess mY name__??! Girl – ‘BATMAN’…umm…. ‘Spider-MAN’..??!! Boy – NO… “YOURMAN”
Read More »Three consecutive numbers line up
11/12/13 It is the last time we will see three consecutive numbers line up for 90 years. We are the luckiest generation who have seen … day/month/year 01/02/03 02/03/04 03/04/05 04/05/06 05/06/07 06/07/08 07/08/09 08/09/10 09/10/11 10/11/12 & now 11/12/13…
Read More »When woman loves you
When a woman Loves You, You are a Husband , When a few women love you, You are a Man , When many women love you, You are a Lover , When hundreds of women Love You, You are an Idol , When thousands of women love you, You are
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