A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file.
To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home
and his7 years old daughter picks the phone:
“Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?”
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle John.” The little girl replied.
“After a brief pause dad says,“But dear you haven’t got an uncle John!”
“No dad, I do have Uncle John and he is upstairs in the room with mommy at the moment.”
Brief pause,“Are you sure honey, my dear?”
Girl : Yes daddy!
Daddy : Uh okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”
“Ok daddy just a minute….”
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “Done it daddy.
””What happened dear?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle John?” asked Daddy.
Well He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and he is not moving either.”
After a really long pause this time…
Daddy says,“Swimming pool…… but we don’t have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?”
“No,this is 486-5713”
“Sorry wrong number….!!!!”