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(adult) Wait for me, I’m also coming !

(Tim is in classroom with black eye)

Teacher: – what’s wrong?

Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye”

Teacher:- Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don’t answer.

The following morning Tim comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Wayne:- Dad asked me again, Tim are u sleeping? I shut up & kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mom, Are you coming?

Mom said, Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes.

They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I’m also coming!”

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