AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY

AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY
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Father : Son can you please go and buy me a soft drink!

Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father : Coke

Son : Diet or Regular?
Father : Regular

Son : Bottle or Can?
Father : Bottle

Son: 500ml or 1 litre?
Father: Dammit just buy me water!!!!!

Son : Natural or mineral?
Father : Mineral!!!

Son : Cold or hot?
Father : I’m gonna strike you with a broom you idiot!!

Son : Stick broom or Soft Broom?

Father : Stop this you little animal!

Son : Cow or Pig?

Father: Get the hell outta here you little bastard!

Son: Now or later?

Father: Now!

Son: Are you gonna throw me out or not?

Father: ( Angrily) I am gonna kill you!

Son: with a gun or knife?

Father: I am gonna shot you little bastard!!!

Son : In the head or Stomach?????

Father : You peesssttttt!!

Son : Cockroach or Rat?… xD xP