Get the Point

An 80 year old went to the clinic and started boasting to the doctor how he made his 20 year old mistress pregnant.

The doctor thought about it and said: “Let me tell you a story. There was once an excellent hunter. He never misses a season. One day he was in a bit of a hurry, he absent-mindedly took his umbrella instead of his gun, and only realise it when he reaches the hunting ground. Suddenly, a tiger jumps out of the bush and pounces at him. Instinctively, he raises whatever is in his hand, in which this case is his umbrella, aimed it at the tiger and pulled the handle. The tiger dropped dead. So this hunter killed the beast with an umbrella.”

“That’s absurd!” the old man replied. “Someone else must have shot the tiger.”

“My point exactly.”