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What is the best?

In life, never look down on anybody, unless you
are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage!
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Whenever you see a woman and an
opportunity…..don’t screw the opportunity!
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Define contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a women can
keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy!
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What is the similarity between doing sex &
doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument!
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What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a Man’s
job!
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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a
lady & says: Pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that!
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Today’s generation:
6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a
Condom in the balcony.
4 year boy: What’s a balcony?
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What advice does the doctor give to sick
prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for two days!!!
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Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear
it in the kitchen
Husband; I am not, its Sharapova vs Sarena…
I am watching Tennis

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