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Husband checks on Wife

Husband Sent A Text To His Wife At Night, “Hi I Will Get Late, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favorite Dish Before I Return..!” . . . . He Sent Another Text, “And I Forgot To Tell You That I Got …

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Do something in Life

Wife: Can you please bring a bit of sugar for me from the Kitchen? . . Husband: Seems like we are out of sugar. . . Wife: I knew it, You have eyes just to stare at girls, Cant do any work correctly, Always finds excuses, Do something in life, …

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Who is the cheater : Husband or Wife?

Once a man had gone to USA. He worked there for few years and came back to his own country. While coming back he brought a advanced Robot with him which could recognize the person related to the owner. It was a very well programmed robot. Once a man ordered …

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Husband Wife Confession

Once a husband was in the hospital taking his last breathe. His wife was with him so he thought he’d make confess of whatever mistake he had done in his life. Husband : I’m sorry dear. I stole your ornaments and sold that and spend all that money on prostitutes. …

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I won a million dollars

A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

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Celebrating April fool with Wife

(Husband came out of shower, calling for his wife.) Husband : Dear… Dear , Look I’ve wore such a gorgeous panty. (Wife hurriedly went to the room where her husband was) Wife : But honey, You haven’t wore any panty. Husband : April Fool! April Fool!

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So where is your husband?

There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a …

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How did a boy came to this earth?

Once a boy came running to his mother with a very anxious face. And the boy asked to his mother, “Mom… Mom.. How did I came to this world?” Mother surprised with the question, “My little boy… Once a angel came to our house and put you in my arms …

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Did this actually happen?

A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file. To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home and his7 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in …

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Dear, Can You touch this red wire?

One day a husband was trying to repair the electrical socket. Husband : Hey honey, can you please come over here? Wife : Yes my King.. What can I do for you? Husband : Can You touch this red wire? Wife : Ok.. Husband : Did anything happen? Wife : …

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Technology or Eye keeper?

A wife called for help from her husband as she was cleaning dishes after dinner in the kitchen. She didn’t get any response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files.. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played …

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