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Who is the youngest one ?

Teacher to a grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : Youngest means smallest dear son ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : How ? Student : Because he still sleeps with mom !

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Height of Coolness….!

Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. . . 1st friend : Which paper was it?? 2nd friend : I think Math… . . 1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper?? 2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a …

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Only because it feels great

One boy used to call to his Maths teacher home daily. Teachers wife picks up the phone : How many times do I have to tell you, your teacher passed away. Why do You call daily? Boy : Because it feels great to hear that.. HAHAAHAAAAAAAHA

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Elephant and two Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.” The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that …

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It’s not mine fault.

(Teacher in a class room was asking questions to student) Teacher to one of the student, “Tell me thw chemical formula of water” Student replied, “H2SO4 + CACO3+MgSO4+KOH+CaSO4” What? student : “Sir, this is not mine fault. It’s the fault of Water supply Authority of our city..

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Six died in accident

(Teacher in a junior class) “Ram stand up and say from 1 to 10” 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher asked, “Where is 6?” Student replied, “In the news I heard in radio, it said 6 died in accident.”

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I asked for money to my dad

Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked …

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I didn’t copy from Dam

Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam …

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Slap your fiends 5 times each

Teacher : Who is a Pharmacist? (Ram raised up his hand) Teacher : So its only Ram that is the most intelligent student we have in this class? So there is nobody else to answer the question except Ram? (There was no reply from the students… Total Silence) Teacher: OK …

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Never interrupt student

Today is the oral test of English Grammar. Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with”I” Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put “is” after “I” Always put ‘am’ after “I” Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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School building caught on fire

School caught on fire. Students were happy that they don’t have to come School for few days. Children were shouting. One of the child among the crowd was looking sad. So the teacher asked, “Why are you sad?” Student replied : School building caught on fire but You are outside …

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What if John went to hell?

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a Anaconda to swallow a human because even though it’s very bid, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that a her relatives living in africa – John was recently reported to be swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher …

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EXAM PATTERN

EXAM PATTERN : 1995 : Answer all Questions. 2000 : Answer any 5 Questions. 2010 : Answer either A or B 2015 : At least read the Question. 2020 : Thanks for Coming

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Why are you late?

A cute excuse: Teacher – Why are you late? Student – Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher – So what made You late if they were fighting? Student – 1 shoe was in mom’s hand and 1 in dad’s hand

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I will never break traffic signal

A lady broke the traffic signal. . . Police : ‘Stop….!!!!!’ . . Lady : ‘Please…Let me go….. I’m a Teacher’ . . ‘ Police : ‘What?? teacher ??…. Since long time, I was waiting for this moment… Now write down in this paper “I will never break traffic signal” …

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