Q – You know why women love shoes?
A – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q – Why can’t Women Drive well?
A – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A – There are no Shopping Centers..
Q – How to save a Dying Woman?
A – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..