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Sudden Plane Hijack

A person was in the plane and the plane was about to take off. The person shouting : Hijack…. Hijack.. Hijack.. Boys started to shake, Girls started crying, older people started praying God And one of the boy named Pappu from the last seat shouted : Hi Jack, You are

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I had a dream of you

GIRL : “Last night I had a dream of you.” . . BOY (got excited): “What Did I Do For You Coming In Your Dream ” ? . . GIRL replied : We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. “Everyone swam to

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Such a small thing to do any harm

Once a drunk person was lying on the Highway. His friend tried to pull him from the road but the person denies get out of the way. Man’s Friend : Get off the way… a bus is coming in full speed. Drunken man : Even the plane just passed over

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Beware Of Female Drivers

BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS: After Accident, Driver Angrily said – I showed you the Headlights and told you let me go first……… Female Driver- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No.. Driver fainted !!!

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Did the car driver die?

Once a woodpecker was flying over the vehicle. But It collided with one of the car on the highway. The bird fainted. One kind hearted person took the bird to his home and put it inside cage. And put some food in there as well. After few hours, the bird

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शेरेले केटीलाई ठक्कर दिएछ

शेरेले साइकल चलाउदै थियो । एक्कासी बिच बाटोबाट हिडिरहेकी केटीलाई ठक्कर दिएछ । केटी: घन्टी हान्न सक्दैनस । शेरे: पुरै साइकलले हानी सकेँ, फेरी घन्टी पनि निकालेर हानौँ ।

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OMG ! My Rolex Watch

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. .. Policemen Arrives…. Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! Police Replied:- You’re Such materialistic. You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off. (Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells) : OMG ! My Rolex Watch..!

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A Chinese conversation

CHINESE : Hello, can I speak to Anni wan? Operator : Yes you can speak to me. Chinese : No.. I want to speak to Anni Wan. Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who are you? Chinese: I’m Sum Wan.

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That is what she said

My wife was in a horrible accident, the doctor came out and said, “I’m sorry, she’s not going to make it.” Which is funny, because that’s pretty much what she said before she fell down the stairs when I asked her for a sandwich.

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बीच सडकमा एउटा दुर्घटना

रत्नपार्कको बीच सडकमा एउटा दुर्घटना भएछ | : ठुलो भिड देखेर सेरेलाई पनि गएर हेर्न मन लागेछ ! : तर भिडमा हेर्न गारो भएर हेर्ने मौका नै पाएन ! : सेरेको दिमाग न पर्यो ! : एक छिन केहि सोचेर भिडको छेउमा गएर ठुलो ठुलो स्वोरले…. : : : :

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