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Who is the youngest one ?

Teacher to a grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : Youngest means smallest dear son ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : How ? Student : Because he still sleeps with mom !

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Dad, You won’t understand

3 year old Boy was trying to write love letter. Dad : What are You writing my Son ? Son : Love letter to my GF Dad : So You know how to write ? Son : Then what, she also don’t know how to read, Its love Dad, You …

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I wish I could go back to those moments

Touching thought for the day! I want to go back to the time.. When happiness means chocolates & biscuits, When victory means finishing my plate 1st, When safety means being in my Mom’s arms, When Dad’s shoulders were, the highest place on earth & touching the roof in his strong …

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The boy held onto dad’s p**is

A child was taking a bath with his dad. The child suddenly slipped, but luckily held on to his dad’s p***s. The dad remarks: “See! the difference, if you were taking a bath with your mom you would have fallen!”

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Udas baau ko friendly Son

Udas xoro lai dekhera baau ! . Baau :- K bho chhora ?? . . Chhora :- Kei haina dad ! . . Baau :- Bhanna bhan, ma tero sathi jastai ho ni !! . . . . . Chhora :- Hya kei haina k myachiss ! tero chamma sanga …

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I asked for money to my dad

Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked …

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(adult) Wait for me, I’m also coming !

(Tim is in classroom with black eye) Teacher: – what’s wrong? Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives …

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To dad and Mom

To Mom : I’m hungry…. I’m cold…. I’m hot Can I have.. I want to watch Where are you? Can you ask dad? Can you help me…. He hurt me She hurt me….. I want to go there When are we… ? Why are we…? Why cant we..? To DAD …

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Why are you late?

A cute excuse: Teacher – Why are you late? Student – Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher – So what made You late if they were fighting? Student – 1 shoe was in mom’s hand and 1 in dad’s hand

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यो एकदम मात्तेको छ

बाऊ : जा त छोरा मलाई fridge बाट १ ग्लास चिसो पानी लिएर आइजो | बालै : म अहिले जानु सक्दिन dad, म video game खेल्दै छु | अर्को छोरा : छोड दिनु dad, यो साले एकदम मात्तेको छ | हजुर आफै लिन जानु ,बरु आउदा मलाई पनि १ ग्लास …

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Give me your Mobile for a Minute

Dad : Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. . . Son:”Wait dad, Let me Switch it on.. . Gf Pic delete, Girls Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. . . . Son : Here it is. . Dad:”Thanks… I Just want to …

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They really are poor.

Dad Watching FashionTV… Suddenly son came… Dad : They really are poor.. They even don’t have money to buy clothes… . . . Son :. If You want to see even more poor girl I’ve got few CD dad..

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Me sleep with Dad last night.

English Class Kid : Me sleep with Dad last night. . . . . . . . . . Madam (correcting):” Haina babu testo hoina, I slept with dad last night. . . . . Kid: Teso vaye tapai ma sute paxi aaunu bhako hola k mam…. Mam fainted! Lol

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A little kid walks

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an …

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