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A busy doctor and his clinic

A newly certified doctor opened up a Clinic. On his opening day, a person comes to his clinic. To show as if like he is busy, Doctor picks up his phone and acts like he is talking to a client on the other side. Doctor puts down the phone and …

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Doctor is gonna get killed today

In a mental hospital, a patient (mad) was after the doctor holding a knife in his hand. Doctor was running here and there and the mad patient was following him. The doctor went all round the hospital and everybody was saying that the mad person is gonna kill the doctor. …

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I’m not sick but my nother is.

Once a mother went to Clinic with her Daughter. Doctor to the girl(daughter) : Seems like you have a serious problem, I need to check so open all your clothes and lie down in the bed. Girl (Daughter) : But I’m not the one who is sick. My mother is. …

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Talk of a shame

Tim : Yo bro Jim, lets go to watch movie today. Jim : Can’t go today. Kind of feeling unwell. Tim : What a shame! Father is a doctor and son is in home being sick. Jim : (gets angry) This is not a shame bro. Real shame should be …

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Engineer got the logic

An Engineer and a Doctor fell in love with the same girl. Doctor used to give rose to the girl everyday. But Engineer used to give apple to the girl everyday. A friend of Engineer asked, Why do you give her apple instead of rose or any other gift. Engineer …

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Mad man and his long story

(A mad man at hospital) Mad man : Doctor… Doctor.. I’ve written 500 page story. Doctor : Oh.. really?? Mad Man : Yes Doctor.. Doctor : So what have you written those 500 pages? Mad man : In first page there is a story… Once upon a time there was …

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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE : It’s an agreement in …

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That is what she said

My wife was in a horrible accident, the doctor came out and said, “I’m sorry, she’s not going to make it.” Which is funny, because that’s pretty much what she said before she fell down the stairs when I asked her for a sandwich.

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Do you have such a medicine?

Man : Doctor! Do you have such a medicine which can help me to see through my Ears and hear through my eyes? Doctor : Yes! I have! But…. Man being excited.. But what? Doctor : But you have to chew that medicine with your ass and swallow from there.

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Khatra Medicine

Man: Doctor Sahab….. Tapai sanga yesto tablet xaina……… Jun khada ma aakha le bolna saku.. Ani kaan le herna saku………… Doctor: Xa xa……. Tara! Manxe khusi hudai “Tara k ni? Doctor: Tara Yo dabai Chaak le Chabayera nilnu parcha

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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE : It’s an agreement in …

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Tit for tat

Once, there was a queen with the best tits in the world, it’s just perfect. The horny servant Jack will dream about touching them all day, but he dare not as he fear the consequences. One day, unable to stand the urge any longer, he sought the imperial doctor, John, …

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Get the Point

An 80 year old went to the clinic and started boasting to the doctor how he made his 20 year old mistress pregnant. The doctor thought about it and said: “Let me tell you a story. There was once an excellent hunter. He never misses a season. One day he …

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Bad and very bad news

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient : 24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be …

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