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300+ Friends on Facebook, 200 at your Wedding, 2-5 during Hard Times, Alone in Your grave.

After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. . Girl : Hey do I know you ? Boy : Of course no !!! Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request? . . . . Boy : Well Facebook suggests me to add

A girl was chatting on fb with a stranger… Stranger: Hey pretty, could You plz give me your email Id? Girl: Oh Yes, for sure! Its Ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com Stranger: Mine is Iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmenow.com

Employee : Sir, Your Account Has Been Hacked. Boss: Facebook?? . . . . . . . . . No Sir, Your Bank Account. . . Boss: Oh, Thank God.. My Facebook account is Safe xD xD

Name: Daddy’s lil Chuchi Fuchi runChi PrinCess Surname: Mogolni moiya Studied: Ugly Girls don’t exist university Passed: Grade 8 before I Had Facebook and a Blackberry Achievements: – Got 300+ likes in Dashai Photo – have 4000 fb friend and 1500 pending request Experiences: I Have been Using mig33, Picmix,

(Boy uploaded a pic in Facebook holding a dog) Girl commented, “Which one is You?” Boy replied, “The one holding you!”

Girl : Do you have Facebook? Boy : No! Girl : Do you have Twitter? Boy : No! Girl : Do you have Whatsapp? Boy : No! Girl : Then, what do you have? Boy : Life. Girl : OMG.. Cute Cute boy… Secert hmm.. I need a life in

आमाले सोध्लिन् नि खै छोरो भन्लिन्., fb मा busy छ भन्दिए बाबाले सोध्लान् नि खै छोरो भन्लान्., chat मा busy छ भन्दिए प्रियाले सोध्लीन खोइ प्रिय भन्लिन., online मा आइहाल भन्दिए दाजैले सोध्लान खोई भाइ भन्लान्., cyber मा छ भन्दिए भाइले सोध्लान नि खोइ दाजै भन्लान., dating गाछ भन्दिए भाउजूले

I Met a female celebrity on public bus.. .. Flirting came into my mind.. .. I thought asking for mobile number directly would be a bit harsh way to start the conversation.. .. .. .. I Asked Her, “Excuse Me! You are awesomely beautiful.. BTW Do You use Facebook.??” 😐

I had a Facebook crush . . . but… . . . . . . . It all ended after her Photoshop trial version expired. haha

Facebook love story !! Poke → Poked back → Add as friend → confirm → Write something on wall → Introduce → Everyday chatting → Ask phone number → Text messaging → Calling → Meeting→ Like each other → In relationship with → Hangout a lot → Misunderstanding → Fight→

आज बिहान नै मलाई एउटा केटीले फेसबुक आइडी बनाइदेउ न रे !! : : अनी मैले भने : ल म बनाइ त दिन्छु !! तर तिमीलाई चलाउन त आउछ!! : : : त्यो केटी : ठिकै छ नि तपाईं नै चलाउनु नि म पछाडी बस्छु रे : म त जिल्ल

If you still don’t have a facebook account then . . . . . . all your school friends will presume that you are dead

Chat between my friend and a random girl in Facebook. Boy : Ghumna jum na kalinchwok tira Girl : nai, ma hidnai sakdeena dherai Boy : kina? Ekdamae motti chhau ki K ho? Girl: Anh, Kya thapai deko. Timi Boka Boy: Terai buda boka, tero bhai pani boka ani dai

That awkward moment when someone who is just your Facebook friend , Change their profile pic and username And u have no idea Who they are anymore.

New Year Resolution Me: I’m gonna study this year. I have to make my parents proud & get better grades !! Facebook : What did you say??? Come Again?? Me: hehehe..Nothing, I love you baby !

Girl 1: Hey, ke chaliracha hau? Me: Sab thok chaliracha ni, timro dimag bahek *BLOCKED* Me: Where were you last night? Girl 2: party ma thiye. had a blast there! Me: Oh! Hope no one is injured. Timi pani jiudai raichau! Girl 2: Buahahahaha ! Me: Fofahahahahaha *BLOCKED* Girl 3:

What is SUCCESS ? SUCCESS is, When your Photo’s are Uploaded on ‘GOOGLE’ instead of FACEBOOK.

Girl : Why my name on your Facebook status in every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you…