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Best Nepali Jokes : नेपाली जोक्स सङ्ग्रह 2

केटीहरु बिहे भर जाँदा किन रुन्छन ? केटा केटीलाई सोध्दै : तिमी केटीहरु बिहे भएर जाँदा किन रुन्छौ ? केटी : अनि के त …. आफ्नो घर बाट लगेर तलाई अर्काको घरमा भाडा माझ्न, लुगा धुन, घर सफा गर्न लगायो भने…. त के नाच्छस ? **************************************************************** माग्ने तरिका ( एक …

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बुद्धी GB…

जस्को चै बुद्धी जेनतेन “KB” मा हुन्छ उस्लाई नै “बुद्धी GB” भनिन्छ हाम्रो नेपालमा…

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I need Levis underwear

Mom : Buy this local company underwear He : Mom, I need Levis underwear. ( Mom looks at the marked price ) Mom : Why do you need branded underwear ? To whom do you have to show it. (Son stays quiet) Mom : Don’t stay like that. Go and …

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Missing you sooo much :p

I called My Ex GF.. Me : Today I watched a movie and I’m missing you a lot.. She : Awwwww So Sweet Of you..Even I Miss you too…. By the way, which movie did you watch?? Me : “The witch revenge”… She SentiFlyaaaaaaaaaaaaT.. xd xd

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Seems like power of healing

Once I was riding in the bus. Saw a couple in the front seat having conversation. Girl : Oouch, my fingers are aching! Boy: Oh my baby, let me kiss your finger so it will heal your fingers… So the boy kisses her fingers and pain goes away Then again …

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Who is the youngest one ?

Teacher to a grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : Youngest means smallest dear son ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : How ? Student : Because he still sleeps with mom !

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My request to a girl to be my Friend

I sent a message to a girl Would you like to be my Facebook friend ? But a few days later she replied : Can you speak good English..??? I interact only in English… Me : Yo babe, thats cool for me. Can we meet up today? She : Do …

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3 best friends

Three girls were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. first girl wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. 2nd girl wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was …

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Such a poisonous snake

There is a kind of snake whose length increases by some mm almost some mm. But that snake is such a special that if it touches any of its body part by its mouth, it dies immediately. This kind of poisonous snake is only found in . . . . …

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