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I’m the best

I am The Best, Wanna Prove.? Ok… . I can put Coffee in Coffee Cup…, Can you put World in World Cup.? , OK one more, I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream…., Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with Tiger.? , Last But not the Least… I can send my …

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A busy doctor and his clinic

A newly certified doctor opened up a Clinic. On his opening day, a person comes to his clinic. To show as if like he is busy, Doctor picks up his phone and acts like he is talking to a client on the other side. Doctor puts down the phone and …

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Three friends locked in a car

Three friends were going home in a car. As they reached home, they found that the door of a car was jammed. 1st friend : Lets try to get out from the engine compartment. 2nd friend : No! No! Its more easy to get out from the back of the …

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New trend of shortening names

A new trend of shortening names has begun in politics. Narendra Modi is called”Namo” And Rahul Gandhi is called”RaGa”. Harish Goyal and Mukesh Tomar have decided to quit politics. Supriya Sule did not respond to our queries

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Best Nepali Jokes : नेपाली जोक्स सङ्ग्रह

Largest Collection of best jokes in Nepali to make you laugh. Nepali Jokes (नेपाली जोक्स) kaa patra haru : धुर्मुस्, शेरे, मुन्द्रे, सुन्तलि, जिग्री , माग्ने बुढा, पास्सा and more Nepali Jokes are updated regularly. Not only Nepali jokes but, You can Enjoy jokes in English under various category. Jokes …

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Double Insult

Girl: Do You like me ? Boy: No !!! . . … . (girl got sad) Boy: Why are you sad? Girl: because You don’t like me. Boy : You never asked that do You love me. Girl: Awww !! OK !! Do You love me? ? Boy: No !!!

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I had a dream of you

GIRL : “Last night I had a dream of you.” . . BOY (got excited): “What Did I Do For You Coming In Your Dream ” ? . . GIRL replied : We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. “Everyone swam to …

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Do I look like a fool to You?

Once a boy was taking his cows and goats to jungle. His friend – who was too fool but used to act like he was the smartest one was passing by and he asked, “Where are you taking these animals in this chilly morning?” Boy replied, “I’m taking these animals …

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सारी एकछिन माथि उठाउनुहोस्

एकचोटी सेरे बसमा यात्रा गरिरहेको थियो। त्यसपछी खलासिले भाडा मागेपछी सेरेले भाडा दिन भनी गोजिबाट आफ्नो पर्स निकाल्यो। ठीक त्यतिबेला नै उसको पर्सबाट एउटा फोटो खस्यो। सेरे: ओ दिदी, खै तपाईंको सारी एकछिन माथि उठाउनुहोस् न फोटो लिनुपर्यो के…. … त्यसपछी त तपाईं आँफै सोच्नु कि सेरेको के हाल भयो …

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M for Mane ko budhi, W for ?

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ । …

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