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Girl with two unbuttoned red shirt

(After accident, police interrogating with the person who was hit by a car ) Police : Do you know the number of car that had hit you and ran away? Color as well if you remember. Man : No.. I couldn’t see the number.. But I know how does she …

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Feelings of a Married GirL

Feelings of a Married GirL (Dedicated To All Girls) Here I Am siting in my Room at night Thinking hard about life… How it change from a careless university life to strict in laws life.. ? How tiny pocket money changed to husband’s huge pocket full of salary.. But then …

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I had a dream of you

GIRL : “Last night I had a dream of you.” . . BOY (got excited): “What Did I Do For You Coming In Your Dream ” ? . . GIRL replied : We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. “Everyone swam to …

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I’m not in a good mood

(Girl in restaurant, calls a waiter) Girl : Who is that boy on the table no. 10? Waiter : Madam, his name is Harke. Girl : He has been ruining my mood since 1 hour. Waiter : But madam, he is a very nice guy. He hasn’t seen you just …

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Find better girl now

(Two friends talking) Ram : I have heard that you left eating meat, Is it true? Hari : Yes, I left it. Ram : You also left drinking alcohol? Hari : Yeaps ! Ram : And smoking too? Hari : Yes, Everything! Ram : So why didn’t you marry that …

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Shere ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा

शेरे ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा बाइक रोकेर बसेको थियो । उसैबेला उसको टाउको चिलाएछ । शेरेले हेल्मेट बाहिरबाट टाउको कन्याएछ । एउटी स्कुटीमा आएकि केटिले अचम्म लागेर भनिछे: तिमी पागल त भएनौ ? हेल्मेट खोलेर पो टाउको कन्याउनु पर्छ । . . . . . . . . शेरे: अलि बिचार गरेर …

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(adult) What is your size?

Girl went to a shop to buy bra. Girl : Hello, Can you show some Bra for me? Shop Keeper : Is 36 ok for you? Girl : A bit smaller Shopkeeper : Wait… 32? Girl : Hmmm .. abit smaller Shopkeeper : Here you are… 28 ! Girl : …

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Did this actually happen?

A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file. To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home and his7 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in …

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