Name of Girlfriend and Boyfriend
Teacher in exam said : Write the name of your lover on paper ? Boys after 5 sec : Finished ma’am Girls after an hour : Extra sheet ma’am
Read More »Don’t you have your own brother?
Height of innocence .. A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. “Everyday You come to meet my brother, Don’t you have your own brother?
Read More »It means she has a boyfriend
If a girl has enough balance in her mobile, It means she has a boyfriend for sure. If a boy has enough balance in his mobile, It means he doesn’t have any girlfriend for sure.
Read More »Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears
What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears?? . . . . Classic Answer.. . . . . . . . Mother’s tears “EFFECT Our HEART” But Girlfriend’s tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”
Read More »Random thoughts
FriEND BestfriEND BoyfriEND GirlfriEND FOOD Only Food has No End !
Read More »That’s Really Cheap
Man: 1 Vodka please. Bar Man: Rs. 5 sir! Man: What! only Rs. 5? Can i also hav 1 plate chicken roast plz? Bar man: Rs.7 sir. Man: Wow that’s really Cheap!! can I meet the Owner? Bar man: No sir, He’s busy with my GF. Man : What ‘s
Read More »What does your father do?
(bf and gf were on date) Girlfriend : What does your father do? Boyfriend : He is the owner of KFC Girlfriend : Wow! So rich! I always hear about KFC but whats the full form of KFC Boyfriend : Kallu Fruit Chhat LOL
Read More »Having Non native english girlfriend
Disadvantage of having girlfriend who cant understand English Properly : Boyfriend : Darling, Are you free Tonight? . . . . Girlfriend : You ****.. Have I ever taken money from You?
Read More »I’ve been called worse before
Boy : Bitch Girl : I’ve been called worse before . Boy : Oh , really what ? Girl : Your girlfriend
Read More »Make your girlfriend happy
Make your girlfriend happy by telling her those 3 words, Every girl loves to Hear . . . . . Here`s my Fully Loaded Wallet
Read More »I want to give tight hug
Sometimes i want to give tight hug and want to kiss my girlfriend for hours and hours . Then i realize that i don’t have a girl friend
Read More »Which is worse?
Once a man was hospitalized to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patients girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn’t know he was married… She was so mad at knowing that so she used jelly and
Read More »I’ll do the dishes
John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a ‘For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it’s 10 years
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