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That’s Really Cheap

Man: 1 Vodka please. Bar Man: Rs. 5 sir! Man: What! only Rs. 5? Can i also hav 1 plate chicken roast plz? Bar man: Rs.7 sir. Man: Wow that’s really Cheap!! can I meet the Owner? Bar man: No sir, He’s busy with my GF. Man : What ‘s …

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What does your father do?

(bf and gf were on date) Girlfriend : What does your father do? Boyfriend : He is the owner of KFC Girlfriend : Wow! So rich! I always hear about KFC but whats the full form of KFC Boyfriend : Kallu Fruit Chhat LOL

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Which is worse?

Once a man was hospitalized to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patients girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn’t know he was married… She was so mad at knowing that so she used jelly and …

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I’ll do the dishes

John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a ‘For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it’s 10 years …

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