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iPhone & Android Application to make Wife Happy !

After massive demands from all husbands………. A new app called “SAFE” is launched for iPhone and Android You just say ‘Wife’.. And it closes all websites – clears history Hides all chats, Shuts down all games, Hides all special folders And best of all.. Puts your wife’s photograph as a …

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Husband checks on Wife

Husband Sent A Text To His Wife At Night, “Hi I Will Get Late, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favorite Dish Before I Return..!” . . . . He Sent Another Text, “And I Forgot To Tell You That I Got …

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Do something in Life

Wife: Can you please bring a bit of sugar for me from the Kitchen? . . Husband: Seems like we are out of sugar. . . Wife: I knew it, You have eyes just to stare at girls, Cant do any work correctly, Always finds excuses, Do something in life, …

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Daroo kiss garna hunthyo ne

Euta couple train maa chadera surung tira jadaai thiye.. . . . . . HUSBAND:” malae pahilei surung yeti lamoo huncha vanney taha vako vaye daroo kiss garna hunthyo ne… . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:” Hey Bhagwaan teso vaye agiko hajur haina ra ???…

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Tips to win your Wife’s heart

If your wife is still asleep when you have woken up, Give her a gentle kiss on the forehead. Watch your wife’s beauty secretly. Whenever you have the opportunity, Offer her a flower or a bouquet of flowers with a smile. Rather than trying to satisfy her too much, Feel …

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Sure Shot poem to make Wife Happy

For My Dear Wife, On This Usual Day; I Write You This Poem, In My Own Special Way. I Wanted To Tell You, In Words Of My Own; You’re The Most Precious Person, That I’ve Ever Known. You’re The Prettiest Girl, Than Any I’ve Seen; Your Body Is Flawless, So …

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Who is the cheater : Husband or Wife?

Once a man had gone to USA. He worked there for few years and came back to his own country. While coming back he brought a advanced Robot with him which could recognize the person related to the owner. It was a very well programmed robot. Once a man ordered …

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I won a million dollars

A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

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So where is your husband?

There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a …

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Dear, Can You touch this red wire?

One day a husband was trying to repair the electrical socket. Husband : Hey honey, can you please come over here? Wife : Yes my King.. What can I do for you? Husband : Can You touch this red wire? Wife : Ok.. Husband : Did anything happen? Wife : …

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Technology or Eye keeper?

A wife called for help from her husband as she was cleaning dishes after dinner in the kitchen. She didn’t get any response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files.. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played …

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Respect women

Who says a woman’s life is easy????? One hand on FRYING PAN, other on MOBILE, One ear on cooker whistle, Other on GOSSIP, One eye on TV, Other on HUSBAND Which idiot said.. A WOMAN’S LIFE is EASY ! Its very BUSY. Respect women

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What do You think I am

Wife: Can You help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do You think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can You fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. …

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