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A Husband working in town wrote to his wife back in home. Darling, I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, Please understand and adjust with this situation. Your loving

Wife: Whenever You go outside, I feel so afraid from inside Husband: Darling, Dont worry.. I’ll be back soon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Honey.. Thats what I fear about

A line written on a Husband’s T-shirt- . . . ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN… . . . . . . . . OF THEM

Wife : Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho Beer Peete ho To Darling Par Aaj Bhootni kaha…? Husband : Aaj maine SPRITE Pee hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. Husband Rocked Wife Shocked. LOL

Wife : How much do you love me ? Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure. Wife : No just tell me…. Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you… Wife : Wow ! that’s

Husband in mixed reaction Husband : Sir, my wife is lost since yesterday.. Postman : Sir, this is not a police station.. This is Post office Husband : Ohh…. sorry! Husband : Oops.. Due to excitement.. I dont know what to do.. how to do… LOL

(Husband calls up Hotel Manager from his hotel room): . “Please come fast ..! I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump off the window of your hotel …!!!” . . MANAGER : Sir, I’m sorry but its your personal matter. . . Husband

NEPALI girl married a Spanish & went to Spain. She didn’t know Spanish. If she wanted to buy Legs of Chicken, She would lift her skirt & show her leg to buy it. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana, She took her husband

A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!! . A friend asked – How did you make it possible?? . . Husband – We went to Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse’s back & said “Dis

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all

There was a wife who daily sent her husband a rose when ever she was out. 1 day she died, still her husband received a Rose everyday. He was shocked, he asked the Floweriest… He told him that his wife had paid advance for his whole life. So… Love someone

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to

My wife was brushing her teeth this morning when I noticed she was spitting blood. I said, “Why don’t you try using Corsodyl Mouthwash?” She said, “Fuck off, why don’t you try keeping your fists to yourself.”

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied. “In-laws.”

Husband came home late at night from a party. His wife shouted : How would you feel if you don’t see me for 2 days? He couldn’t believe his luck. He replied at once.”That would be great..!” Monday passed & he didn’t see her. Tuesday & Wednesday passed too. On

An angry wife to her husband on the phone. Wife : Where the hell are you? Husband : Honey, do you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it? Wife(relaxed) : Yes, my king Husband: Remember I had no cash to

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a

Massage After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the

Once a man questioned his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me any fortune?” “Dear hubby, I’d have married you… NO Matter who left you a fortune!” She replied softly.

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain. “Can you give me a push?” he asks while hanging onto