Can you please bring a bit of sugar for me from the Kitchen? . . Husband: It seems like we are out of sugar.
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BF to Gf : Seems like I wont be able to marry you. GF : But why? BF : Yesterday I’d gone to your house. GF : So…. Did my father say anything? Or my brother said anything? BF : No.. They didn’t say anything. But I met your your
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(Two friends talking) Ram : I have heard that you left eating meat, Is it true? Hari : Yes, I left it. Ram : You also left drinking alcohol? Hari : Yeaps ! Ram : And smoking too? Hari : Yes, Everything! Ram : So why didn’t you marry that
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10 Rules for COOL LIFE 1. Money Is not Everything… There’s also Master Card and Visa. 2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too. 3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks. 4. Fruits/Salads are healthy… So leave it for Sick. 5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them. 6.
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Heart melting love story… Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who are they to stop you? Boy: My wife & 2 kids..
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My most Brilliant Achievement Was my ability To be able to persuade my wife To marry me.
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Height of Over confidence .. . . . . . A man Marrying His Own secretary thinking… She will follow his Orders as Before
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Wife will always be wife… An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted. She told the artist to paint her with A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings, Emerald bracelets, A broach of ruby and A gold Rolex. The confused artist: But, you aren’t wearing them, nothing of them. Old
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What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then OK. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO
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Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: How much is your salary.. ? Boy: No salary.. but,.. Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!! Boy: (talk to
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If A Girl says : – “I Don’t Like Shopping” !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!
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”Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well… Here is a girl,who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do; One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is
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