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मेरो GF pregnant भैछ

एकदिन Kanjoos बाउको छोरा ले भनेछ : “बुबा मेरो GF pregnant भैछ Rs.50,000 देउ अनि मात्र चुप बस्छु भनेकि छ बिचरा बुढो ईज्जत कै लागि भयेपनि पैसा दियो .” 2 महिना पछि अर्को छोरा ले पनि भन्यो : “बुबा मेरि GF pregnant भैछ Rs.75,000 माग्दै छ के गरौ .” ए

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( Adult ) Our Father never uses raincoat

Once a lady was pregnant and there were twins growing in her womb. Suddenly twins felt like earthquake. 1st baby : Look bro, It seems like father is with the mother. 2nd baby : Nop bro, Its not our father. May be he is a Uncle next door. Because our

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KIDS OF NOW DAYS

KIDS OF NOW DAYS In a nursery class, a little girl asks teacher,” can Mom get pregnant? Teacher : How old is your Mother? Little girl: She is Forty. Teacher: Yes She can get Pregnant. Little girl: Can my big sister get Pregnant? Teacher: How old is your big Sister

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WE are PREGNANT!

“I AM PREGNANT” she TOLD her MAN… He SMILED and KISSED her LIPS and said “CORRECTION MY LOVE we ARE pregnant. FOR that CHILD in YOUR womb is HALF of ME and HALF of YOU; and I will NOT let YOU go THROUGH the PREGNANCY alone… I may NOT carry

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Pregnant information

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a

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An 80-year old man

An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considered this for a moment,

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Get the Point

An 80 year old went to the clinic and started boasting to the doctor how he made his 20 year old mistress pregnant. The doctor thought about it and said: “Let me tell you a story. There was once an excellent hunter. He never misses a season. One day he

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