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You got an ‘F’ in sex

A boy asks his mother her age. She replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Boy then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” The boy then asks, “Why did Daddy leave you?” To this, the mother says, “You shouldn’t …

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I want to save it

Boy — I love you !!! Girl — Aww I love you too baby. Boy — Don’t ask for money…I want to save it for my future wife Girl–No problem but no Sex because I want to keep my body for my future husband…..

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When I was a KID

When I was a KID: Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER, 36 was just Number, Bitch was a FEMALE DOG, Dick was a NAME, BJ was a NICK-NAME, Bang was a SOUND, Rubber was just like PLASTIC, Ass was an ANIMAL, Screw was just a NUT, Tit was a SNACK, …

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Sex on Public?

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two …

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Ex husband and Ex Wife

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to showfor it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your …

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What is the best?

In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! ******************************** Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity…..don’t screw the opportunity! ******************************** Define contraceptive pill? It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy! ******************************** …

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I got F in sex

My neighbor, a 9 year old girl was showing off her ID card to me. She showed it off by saying,”See that’s my hair color,my eye color and my weight” and then she was like ” I only got an F in sex but that’s okay I’m not supposed to …

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Dont start that shit again

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the …

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