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Who is the youngest one ?

Teacher to a grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : Youngest means smallest dear son ? Student : Dad ! Teacher : How ? Student : Because he still sleeps with mom !

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Tit For Tat

My Attitude In Exams. They Give Me Questi0ns Which I Don’t Know. So….. I Give Them Answers Which They D0nt Know. Tit For Tat….

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M for Mane ko budhi, W for ?

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ । …

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Kt bhaneko Yesto hunu parcha

Climate bhaneko Rainy hunuparcha, Sunny ta Leone pni huncha Chora bhaneko himmatwala hunuparcha, Sushil ta koirala pni huncha Girlfriend bhaneko passionate hunuparcha, Caring ta nurse pni hunchan ni Kt bhaneko cool hunu parcha, hot ta usineko Aalu pni huncha ni Color bhaneko red po hunu parcha, Blue ta film pni …

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Elephant and two Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.” The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that …

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It’s not mine fault.

(Teacher in a class room was asking questions to student) Teacher to one of the student, “Tell me thw chemical formula of water” Student replied, “H2SO4 + CACO3+MgSO4+KOH+CaSO4” What? student : “Sir, this is not mine fault. It’s the fault of Water supply Authority of our city..

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Never interrupt student

Today is the oral test of English Grammar. Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with”I” Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put “is” after “I” Always put ‘am’ after “I” Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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School building caught on fire

School caught on fire. Students were happy that they don’t have to come School for few days. Children were shouting. One of the child among the crowd was looking sad. So the teacher asked, “Why are you sad?” Student replied : School building caught on fire but You are outside …

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I will never break traffic signal

A lady broke the traffic signal. . . Police : ‘Stop….!!!!!’ . . Lady : ‘Please…Let me go….. I’m a Teacher’ . . ‘ Police : ‘What?? teacher ??…. Since long time, I was waiting for this moment… Now write down in this paper “I will never break traffic signal” …

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May God have mercy on you

Teacher : What is a verb? Student : A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are you saying?. Student : It is a complete sentence. Teacher : Are you mad?. Student : It is a question. Teacher : Don’t be silly. Student : It is …

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Students Behaviour

Students in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) During the exam (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) when Supervisor/Running Guard comes in (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) In the end of the exam …

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