Teacher: Children make mistakes. You boy at the last bench, change this sentence into passive voice…. . . . . . . . . . Student : Children are made by mistakes.
Read More »That moment when the Teacher says
That moment when the Teacher says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Those who aren’t interested can leave the class” But Still you can’t leave the classroom though You want to..
Read More »Suppose there is a Tea in the cup
One day a Professor was dipping a bread in the Tea cup. Waiter : Sir, what are you doing? You don’t have tea in the cup. Professor : I’m a math teacher.. I’ve already made a supposition of “Tea”. Suppose there is a Tea in the cup.
Read More »You are the father of one of my kid
A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: Do u know me.. Lady : Yes, You are the father of one of my kid. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are You Sangeeta???? No Are You Preeti??? No Are You Nisha? No Minal? No
Read More »Signboard for the traffic rules
A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college . . He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, . . . . wait for the Teachers..!”
Read More »May God have mercy on you
Teacher : What is a verb? Student : A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are you saying?. Student : It is a complete sentence. Teacher : Are you mad?. Student : It is a question. Teacher : Don’t be silly. Student : It is
Read More »When the teacher stops talking
One of Incident that happens with almost all of us :p . “When the teacher stops talking, You look up to make sure You will not be asked the questions”
Read More »Choose between money and brain
Teacher : Class,choose between money and brain. Little Johnny : I’ll go for money. Teacher : Well i’d go for brain. Little Johnny : Well everybody goes for what they don’t have
Read More »KIDS OF NOW DAYS
KIDS OF NOW DAYS In a nursery class, a little girl asks teacher,” can Mom get pregnant? Teacher : How old is your Mother? Little girl: She is Forty. Teacher: Yes She can get Pregnant. Little girl: Can my big sister get Pregnant? Teacher: How old is your big Sister
Read More »Should I come to tuition or not?
Teacher : Students, There will be a day when there’ll be no water, No living being , No one will be there And everything would be destroyed !! Boy : So mam, Should I come tuition or not on that day !!!
Read More »Misconception in school/college
One of the best misconception in school/college life : Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment.
Read More »A good teacher
A good teacher according to students is one who : -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
Read More »Superb english
Killing English teacher troll 1. Principal To Student…”I Saw ytou Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ?” 2. Class Teacher Once Said :”Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!” 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..” 4.”..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT
Read More »Student asked to write a signboard
A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers
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