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Suppose there is a Tea in the cup

One day a Professor was dipping a bread in the Tea cup. Waiter : Sir, what are you doing? You don’t have tea in the cup. Professor : I’m a math teacher.. I’ve already made a supposition of “Tea”. Suppose there is a Tea in the cup.

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You are the father of one of my kid

A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: Do u know me.. Lady : Yes, You are the father of one of my kid. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are You Sangeeta???? No Are You Preeti??? No Are You Nisha? No Minal? No

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May God have mercy on you

Teacher : What is a verb? Student : A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are you saying?. Student : It is a complete sentence. Teacher : Are you mad?. Student : It is a question. Teacher : Don’t be silly. Student : It is

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KIDS OF NOW DAYS

KIDS OF NOW DAYS In a nursery class, a little girl asks teacher,” can Mom get pregnant? Teacher : How old is your Mother? Little girl: She is Forty. Teacher: Yes She can get Pregnant. Little girl: Can my big sister get Pregnant? Teacher: How old is your big Sister

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A good teacher

A good teacher according to students is one who : -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

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Superb english

Killing English teacher troll 1. Principal To Student…”I Saw ytou Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ?” 2. Class Teacher Once Said :”Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!” 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..” 4.”..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT

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