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iPhone & Android Application to make Wife Happy !

After massive demands from all husbands………. A new app called “SAFE” is launched for iPhone and Android You just say ‘Wife’.. And it closes all websites – clears history Hides all chats, Shuts down all games, Hides all special folders And best of all.. Puts your wife’s photograph as a …

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Husband checks on Wife

Husband Sent A Text To His Wife At Night, “Hi I Will Get Late, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favorite Dish Before I Return..!” . . . . He Sent Another Text, “And I Forgot To Tell You That I Got …

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Do something in Life

Wife: Can you please bring a bit of sugar for me from the Kitchen? . . Husband: Seems like we are out of sugar. . . Wife: I knew it, You have eyes just to stare at girls, Cant do any work correctly, Always finds excuses, Do something in life, …

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Daroo kiss garna hunthyo ne

Euta couple train maa chadera surung tira jadaai thiye.. . . . . . HUSBAND:” malae pahilei surung yeti lamoo huncha vanney taha vako vaye daroo kiss garna hunthyo ne… . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:” Hey Bhagwaan teso vaye agiko hajur haina ra ???…

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Feelings of a Married GirL

Feelings of a Married GirL (Dedicated To All Girls) Here I Am siting in my Room at night Thinking hard about life… How it change from a careless university life to strict in laws life.. ? How tiny pocket money changed to husband’s huge pocket full of salary.. But then …

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Tips to win your Wife’s heart

If your wife is still asleep when you have woken up, Give her a gentle kiss on the forehead. Watch your wife’s beauty secretly. Whenever you have the opportunity, Offer her a flower or a bouquet of flowers with a smile. Rather than trying to satisfy her too much, Feel …

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Sure Shot poem to make Wife Happy

For My Dear Wife, On This Usual Day; I Write You This Poem, In My Own Special Way. I Wanted To Tell You, In Words Of My Own; You’re The Most Precious Person, That I’ve Ever Known. You’re The Prettiest Girl, Than Any I’ve Seen; Your Body Is Flawless, So …

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Who is the cheater : Husband or Wife?

Once a man had gone to USA. He worked there for few years and came back to his own country. While coming back he brought a advanced Robot with him which could recognize the person related to the owner. It was a very well programmed robot. Once a man ordered …

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M for Mane ko budhi, W for ?

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ । …

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I’d have told you a good joke

Once a foolish person was sitting at the local hotel. His friend came there and asked him a tricky question. Friend : Dude, how many Apple can you eat if your stomach was all empty. Foolish person : At most 6! Friend : Haha… Wrong answer. How can you eat …

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I’m going to be a father.

Once a friend was sitting in a park in a sad mood. Another friend came and asked what was the problem. 1st friend replied, “I’m going to be a father.” 2nd friend : so, whats the problem. Instead it’s a good news. 1st friend : I’m going to be a …

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Husband Wife Confession

Once a husband was in the hospital taking his last breathe. His wife was with him so he thought he’d make confess of whatever mistake he had done in his life. Husband : I’m sorry dear. I stole your ornaments and sold that and spend all that money on prostitutes. …

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I won a million dollars

A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

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