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There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a

One day a husband was trying to repair the electrical socket. Husband : Hey honey, can you please come over here? Wife : Yes my King.. What can I do for you? Husband : Can You touch this red wire? Wife : Ok.. Husband : Did anything happen? Wife :

A wife called for help from her husband as she was cleaning dishes after dinner in the kitchen. She didn’t get any response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files.. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played

What is the difference between My wife & Others Wife? Others Wife is Beauty, My Wife is duty, Others Wife is passion, My Wife is tension, Others Wife is cool, My Wife is fool, Others Wife is fresh cake, My Wife is earth quake!.

Who says a woman’s life is easy????? One hand on FRYING PAN, other on MOBILE, One ear on cooker whistle, Other on GOSSIP, One eye on TV, Other on HUSBAND Which idiot said.. A WOMAN’S LIFE is EASY ! Its very BUSY. Respect women

Loyalty Tests… Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwear of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people? Total silence… Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren’t they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial?

There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=))

Wife: Can You help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do You think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can You fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS… 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. ,6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes

Wife (risaudai) :- Timro dimag ma matra gobar varya cha gobar !! . Husband (mayalu parale ) :- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ani agi dekhi kina khairaxau ta priye .

A Husband working in town wrote to his wife back in home. Darling, I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, Please understand and adjust with this situation. Your loving

Jindagi Ma sabai chiz haru Badlincha Class Room Dekhi Office Books Dekhi Files Jeans Dekhi. Fornal Pocket Money Dekhi Salary G/f Dekhi Wife Tara . . . . . . Sathi chai Fata ko Fatai hunxan

Wife: Whenever You go outside, I feel so afraid from inside Husband: Darling, Dont worry.. I’ll be back soon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Honey.. Thats what I fear about

A line written on a Husband’s T-shirt- . . . ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN… . . . . . . . . OF THEM

Wife will always be wife… An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted. She told the artist to paint her with A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings, Emerald bracelets, A broach of ruby and A gold Rolex. The confused artist: But, you aren’t wearing them, nothing of them. Old

Wife : Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho Beer Peete ho To Darling Par Aaj Bhootni kaha…? Husband : Aaj maine SPRITE Pee hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. Husband Rocked Wife Shocked. LOL

(Man appearing in court for over speed) Judge : Do you have have anything to say against the charge.. i.e crossing speed limit Man : My Lord, I was going to my wife’s house to bring her back home. Judge : Release that innocent person immediately.. LoL

Wife : How much do you love me ? Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure. Wife : No just tell me…. Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you… Wife : Wow ! that’s

Husband in mixed reaction Husband : Sir, my wife is lost since yesterday.. Postman : Sir, this is not a police station.. This is Post office Husband : Ohh…. sorry! Husband : Oops.. Due to excitement.. I dont know what to do.. how to do… LOL

My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. “What can I do for you?” He asked. “Our son has got an imaginary friend,” said my wife. “There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to