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A woman always has the last word in an argument.

When a woman says "WHAT"? It's not because she didn’t hear you.

A man once asked his father, “Father, how will I ever find the right woman?” His father replied, “Forget finding the right woman, Focus on being the right man.”

When she is Sad Just hold her hands And tell her that things will work out soon… She will feel Better. When she is Crying Just wipe her Tears and give her a Hug.. She will Calm down… When she is Angry Just stay Cool and Normal And she will

“The Best Lines ever said by a Man…..” . . When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me…… ” My Mother” . As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me….. “My sister” . When I went to school,

A Man Asked God: Why Did You Made Woman So Cute? God Said: So You Can Love Her.. Man Asks, “But God Y Did You Made Her So Stupid?” God Says : So She Can Love You too…

A woman with a beautiful body is good for a Night, But A woman with a beautiful mind is good for Lifetime.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Messages) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It’s really not too difficult but.. To

My Mother is a woman like no other. She gave me life, nurtured me, dressed me, fought me, held me, shouted me, kissed me. But most importantly loved me unconditionally. There are not enough words I can say to describe just how important my Mother was to me. And what

Human Brain Analysis Man vs. Woman 1. MULTI-TASKING Women – Multiple process Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Men – Single Process Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a

Can a woman make you a millionaire? . . . . . Yes! If You are a Billionaire. .!!.

A Strong woman is one who Feels deeply and Loves fiercely. Her Tears flow just as abundantly as her Laughter. A Strong woman is both Soft and Powerful. She is both Practical and Spiritual. A strong woman in her essence is a gift to the world.

Why do stories have to be so long when told by a woman? Example: Man telling the story: “Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party? He died.” Woman telling the story: “Honey Do you remember my friend Jackie from work? The one who invited us

Some Men focus on how to get a Woman, But Once they have her.. They Loose Focus on how to Keep her.

When a woman Loves You, You are a Husband , When a few women love you, You are a Man , When many women love you, You are a Lover , When hundreds of women Love You, You are an Idol , When thousands of women love you, You are

When A man truly loves a Woman, She becomes his Weakness !!! When a woman truly Loves a Man, He becomes her Strength !! This is called Exchange of Power

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a

A Real Woman is not Impressed by Money, Because She Knows her Love is Priceless!

In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! ******************************** Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity…..don’t screw the opportunity! ******************************** Define contraceptive pill? It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy! ********************************