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Tit for tat

Once, there was a queen with the best tits in the world, it’s just perfect. The horny servant Jack will dream about touching them all day, but he dare not as he fear the consequences. One day, unable to stand the urge any longer, he sought the imperial doctor, John, …

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What is the best?

In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! ******************************** Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity…..don’t screw the opportunity! ******************************** Define contraceptive pill? It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy! ******************************** …

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Appointment with gynecologist

A husband and wife were going to bed together. When the husband taps the wife on the shoulder and says honey what about some sex? Wife says i cant i got a gynecologist appointment in the morning. Husband says ok and turn back to sleep. Then he has an idea …

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Drop my daughter at home

Employee : Sir, you called me? Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir. Boss : Do it once more Employee : Now I don’t have stamina for it, sir. Boss : …

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Little bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?” “A bird,” the guy …

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I’ll do the dishes

John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a ‘For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it’s 10 years …

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