Jokes

(A mad man at hospital) Mad man : Doctor… Doctor.. I’ve written 500 page story. Doctor : Oh.. really?? Mad Man : Yes Doctor.. Doctor : So what have you written those 500 pages? Mad man : In first page there is a story… Once upon a time there was

Load-shedding joke : A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door. . A lady opened it. Before she could speak, . The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. . Salesman : Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in next

A Husband working in town wrote to his wife back in home. Darling, I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, Please understand and adjust with this situation. Your loving

शेरे:- त्यो TV को मूल्य कति हो ???? पसले :- म पाखेहरुलाई कुनै सामान बेच्दिन . , शेरे १ महिना पछि केश र दाह्री काटेर राम्रो भएर फेरी जान्छ , शेरे ;- त्यो TV को मूल्य कति हो ???? , पसले :- म पाखेहरुलाई कुनै सामान बेच्दिन , . शेरे

सेरे मुन्द्रेको घर अगाडि : मुन्द्रे ए मुन्द्रे, त कहाँ छस ह???? मुन्द्रेकी आमा : बाबु मुन्द्रे त भर्खर खेलेर आएको खाजा खाँदै छ। तिमीलाई पनि भोक लागेको छ??? सेरे: हजुर अन्टी मुन्द्रेकी आमा : ए त्यसोभए तिमी पनि घर गएर खाजा खाएर आउ ल……

A NURSE kept Patient’s FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN Patient STARTED DANCING . NURSE : Why are you DANCING??? . . Patient : Next is URINE TEST….

One day a Professor was dipping a bread in the Tea cup. Waiter : Sir, what are you doing? You don’t have tea in the cup. Professor : I’m a math teacher.. I’ve already made a supposition of “Tea”. Suppose there is a Tea in the cup.

शेरेलाई पिसाबले च्यापेछ । हतार हतार ladies toilet मा छिरेछ । आइमाईः मुर्ख यो ladies को लागि हो । . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . शेरेले पनि पायन्ट खोलेर देखाउँदै भनेछः यो पनि ladies कै लागि हो

सेरे: ओ हाकु दाई, तपाईंले किन बाइक एती स्पिडमा हाक्नुभाको????? हाकु: हेर्न पासा, यो चिट्ठी अर्जेन्ट पुराउनु छ के सेरे: अनी कहाँ पुराउनु पर्ने हो नि??? हाकु: तेइत हतारले गर्दा हेर्न पनि भ्याको छुइन भन्या। सेरे: ए, ल ल छिटो गरौ तेसोभए…..

माग्ने : ओ दाई, यो गरीबलाई 3 रुपैयाँ दिनुस् न। ३ दिनदेखी भोकै छु, केही खाएको छुईन। सेरे : ३ दिनदेखी केही खाएको छैइन भन्छौ, अनी 3 रुपैयाको के गर्छौ नि??? . . . . . . माग्ने : म कती घटेछु भनेर आफ्नो वेट नाप्छु।

शेरेले छोरो लाइ भन्यो- . यसपाली (11 ko) परिक्षामा तँ पास भए नि फेल भएनी,’बाइक’ किन्दिन्छु ! . . … छोरो ले अचम्म मान्दै सोध्यो- ‘किन बा….?’ . . शेरे -पास भईस भने, . . ‘पल्सर’ कलेज जान लाइ, . . . फेल भईस भने ‘Rx’ दुध बेच्न लाइ !

एउटा दूध पसल अगाडी धेरै लामो लाईन लागेको थियो, पसल भने खुलेको थिएन, त्यहि लामो लाईनको छेउबाट शेरे सरासर अगाडी जाँदै थियो, बिचमा एउटाले भन्यो- ओ भाई, हामी लाइनमा एक घण्टादेखि बसिराका छौँ तिमी चाँही कहाँ हो सरासर ? शेरे सुनेको पनि नसुने झैँ गरेर अझ अगाडी बढ्यो, जब पसलको

Wife: Whenever You go outside, I feel so afraid from inside Husband: Darling, Dont worry.. I’ll be back soon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Honey.. Thats what I fear about

(bf and gf were on date) Girlfriend : What does your father do? Boyfriend : He is the owner of KFC Girlfriend : Wow! So rich! I always hear about KFC but whats the full form of KFC Boyfriend : Kallu Fruit Chhat LOL

Police : Why Criminals Leave Their Finger Prints After Their Crime? Pkstha : Sir, Criminals Are Uneducated , if They Are Educated, They Would Leave Their Signature..!

Boy: *calls 911* Boy : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning. X_X =))

A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: Do u know me.. Lady : Yes, You are the father of one of my kid. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are You Sangeeta???? No Are You Preeti??? No Are You Nisha? No Minal? No

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.. . . . But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies. But she Called me again n again.. . . I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz I want to Study, I want

Girl:- “Your Name.. ?? . Boy:- “Black Lion.. . Girl:- “Are You joking.. . Boy:-“No, it means Kalu Singh. & Yours.. ?? . Girl:- “soft Underwear.. . Boy: “Are You joking.. ?? . Girl:- “No, It means Komal Chadda!

शेरेः यो पिज्जा हट हो ? मेनेजरः हजुर हो । म तपाईलाई के सेवा गर्न सक्छु ? शेरेः मैले भनेको सेवा गर्न सक्नुहुन्छ ? मेनेजरः सक्छु । तपाईहरु कै सेवाको लागि खोलेको हो । बरु भन्नुस् कहाँ कति पिज्जा लिएर आउँ त ? शेरेः त्यसो होइन हजुर । मैले घरमै