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कुनै कुनै केटी हरुले ला’को पेन्ट हेर्दा यस्तो लाग्छ की, भरे घर गएर पेन्ट फुकाल्ने बेलामा ग्रिज- मोबील नै चाहिन्छ की ?

NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN… Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod &

I Hate When Teachers Say . . . . . . . “You Should Know This You Learned This in 8th standard !” . Damn I Don’t Even Remember What You taught in Last Lecture…

He is the pure follower of God who plays Temple Run after taking off his slippers.

If you still don’t have a facebook account then . . . . . . all your school friends will presume that you are dead

A line written on a Husband’s T-shirt- . . . ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN… . . . . . . . . OF THEM

1. याद गरेर मिस्कल गर्यो लोभी भन्छे। 2. माया लागेर फोन गर्यो,”किन फोन गरेको काम नपाएर भन्छे”। 3. फोन गरेध भने,”तिमी पहिलेजस्तो रहेनौ, हामीजस्तासँग कँहा बोल्न हुन्छर” भन्छे। 4.पहिले जस्तै गरी कुरा गर्यो,” तिमी त कस्तो बोरिङ्ग, तिमीलाइ मसँग बोल्न मन रहेनछ” भन्छे। 5. हँसायो भने,”कस्तो हावा मान्छे” भन्छे। 6.

न्युटनले पत्ता नलगाएको तर शेरेले पत्ता लगाएका केही कुरा हरु : ========================================= 1. मानौ तपाई कुनै लाइन मा उभिनु भएको छ, तपाइँ अर्को लाइनछिटो बढेको ठानेर अर्को लाइन मा सर्नु हुन्छ ! अब पहिला को लाइन तपाइँ उभिएको लाइन भन्दा छिटो सर्न थाल्छ ! 2. रंग नम्बर डायल हुदा कहिले

Chat between my friend and a random girl in Facebook. Boy : Ghumna jum na kalinchwok tira Girl : nai, ma hidnai sakdeena dherai Boy : kina? Ekdamae motti chhau ki K ho? Girl: Anh, Kya thapai deko. Timi Boka Boy: Terai buda boka, tero bhai pani boka ani dai

Girls Logic One : My boyfriend takes care of me, treats me & my parents respectfully, Girls logic Two : Bf forgot my Puppy’s Birthday. – He doesn’t love me

Biggest lies of our Childhood : * Santa Claus exists ! * The Undertaker coming back after being buried dead 7 times !! * Video Games Cassette having 9999999 games !!

I think the guy who invented Ties was trying to Commit suicide , Then he saw himself in the mirror And thought , ” Wait , this looks Cool , hmm “

Dont apply Logic in COMEDY(JOKES) and in LOVE , You”ll miss the Charm !!!

That awkward moment when someone who is just your Facebook friend , Change their profile pic and username And u have no idea Who they are anymore.

One Line Humor… [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I

Wife will always be wife… An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted. She told the artist to paint her with A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings, Emerald bracelets, A broach of ruby and A gold Rolex. The confused artist: But, you aren’t wearing them, nothing of them. Old

धेरै लाइ सत्य मन पर्छ त्यति बेला सम्म जव सम्म त्यो सत्यले आफ्नो खैरो खन्दैन ‪

Boy : Boys are intelligent than girls. . Girl : Any proof ? . . . . . Boy : Yaa ! You always say IntelliGENTS , But you never say IntelliLADIES

New Year Resolution Me: I’m gonna study this year. I have to make my parents proud & get better grades !! Facebook : What did you say??? Come Again?? Me: hehehe..Nothing, I love you baby !

Girl 1: Hey, ke chaliracha hau? Me: Sab thok chaliracha ni, timro dimag bahek *BLOCKED* Me: Where were you last night? Girl 2: party ma thiye. had a blast there! Me: Oh! Hope no one is injured. Timi pani jiudai raichau! Girl 2: Buahahahaha ! Me: Fofahahahahaha *BLOCKED* Girl 3: