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If we loose a PEN, we can buy New one but.. If we loose PEN CAP, We cant buy new one..! So… Always buy a ‘Tik Tik’ pen.!

Wife : Tell me who won the World cup in 2010? Husband: Spain, why? Wife: Now tell me why you didn't wish me for my birthday yesterday?

My wife wants me to take a holiday tomorrow since the attic, the garage and the garden has to be cleaned. Boss: Sorry I cannot give you a holiday tomorrow. Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you would help me.

Girl : I love Football and my favorite player is Christiano Ronaldo. Boy : Nice. Do You know which country he plays for? Girl : Of course I do. Real Madrid…

If the author of Da Vinci Code would have been a punjabi, The name of the novel would have been “Vinci Da Code”.

A newly certified doctor opened up a Clinic. On his opening day, a person comes to his clinic. To show as if like he is busy, Doctor picks up his phone and acts like he is talking to a client on the other side. Doctor puts down the phone and

Wife : Don’t keep phone on charging for whole night, it will blast, Husband : Don’t worry honey, I have taken out the battery before keeping it on charge……

Three friends were going home in a car. As they reached home, they found that the door of a car was jammed. 1st friend : Lets try to get out from the engine compartment. 2nd friend : No! No! Its more easy to get out from the back of the

Wife is Cute When she is Mute. Husband is Honey, When he gives Money.

A new trend of shortening names has begun in politics. Narendra Modi is called”Namo” And Rahul Gandhi is called”RaGa”. Harish Goyal and Mukesh Tomar have decided to quit politics. Supriya Sule did not respond to our queries

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days a year… Right from your Birth until You fall in Love.

Girl: Do You like me ? Boy: No !!! . . … . (girl got sad) Boy: Why are you sad? Girl: because You don’t like me. Boy : You never asked that do You love me. Girl: Awww !! OK !! Do You love me? ? Boy: No !!!

A Touching Story!!! Boy:: Touches Girl’s Hand. Girl:: Touches Boy’s Hand. . . . . . . What a touching story

Husband and wife are watching movie in Cinema hall. Wife : Hey dear, somebody is trying to put hands inside my blouse. Husband : Hahah Let him do that….. Foolish person. .. He doesn’t know that the money purse is with me.

GIRL : “Last night I had a dream of you.” . . BOY (got excited): “What Did I Do For You Coming In Your Dream ” ? . . GIRL replied : We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. “Everyone swam to

Once a boy was taking his cows and goats to jungle. His friend – who was too fool but used to act like he was the smartest one was passing by and he asked, “Where are you taking these animals in this chilly morning?” Boy replied, “I’m taking these animals

एकचोटी सेरे बसमा यात्रा गरिरहेको थियो। त्यसपछी खलासिले भाडा मागेपछी सेरेले भाडा दिन भनी गोजिबाट आफ्नो पर्स निकाल्यो। ठीक त्यतिबेला नै उसको पर्सबाट एउटा फोटो खस्यो। सेरे: ओ दिदी, खै तपाईंको सारी एकछिन माथि उठाउनुहोस् न फोटो लिनुपर्यो के…. … त्यसपछी त तपाईं आँफै सोच्नु कि सेरेको के हाल भयो

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ ।