10 Rules for COOL LIFE 1. Money Is not Everything… There’s also Master Card and Visa. 2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too. 3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks. 4. Fruits/Salads are healthy… So leave it for Sick. 5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them. 6.
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(Teacher in a junior class) “Ram stand up and say from 1 to 10” 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher asked, “Where is 6?” Student replied, “In the news I heard in radio, it said 6 died in accident.”
Read More »Girls, You are a bitch!
Girls You are a ”BITCH” . . . . . . B for Beautiful I for Intelligent T for Talented C for cute H for Hilarious . . . Are You smiling now ? You are really BITCH !!!
Read More »Neither I failed Nor she Jumped
I was in class 7th She was in 4th . I was in 8th She was in 6th . I was in 9th She was in 8th . I was in 10th She was also in 10th. . Neither I failed Nor she Jumped. . PS : In the above
Read More »Shere ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा
शेरे ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा बाइक रोकेर बसेको थियो । उसैबेला उसको टाउको चिलाएछ । शेरेले हेल्मेट बाहिरबाट टाउको कन्याएछ । एउटी स्कुटीमा आएकि केटिले अचम्म लागेर भनिछे: तिमी पागल त भएनौ ? हेल्मेट खोलेर पो टाउको कन्याउनु पर्छ । . . . . . . . . शेरे: अलि बिचार गरेर
Read More »4 days without milk
( Milkman at the door) Man : It been 4 days, your wife didn’t bring milk here in our home. Milkman : Actually my wife is sick sir! Man : Oh I’m so sorry. If thats the case, you should have brought the milk of cow!
Read More »What will you do if someone throws stone?
What will you do if someone throws stone on you? You should throw back the flower to that person, but make sure the flower is with its pot.
Read More »I asked for money to my dad
Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked
Read More »शेरे जेलमा छ
एउटा लोहार बुढो भएकोले शेरेलाई काममा राखेछ । शेरे प्रत्येक काम गर्नुभन्दा प्रत्येक पटक सोध्ने गर्थ्यो । बुढो अलि किचकिचे र कडा स्वभावको थियो उसले शेरेलाई भनेछ कि धेरै सवाल सोध्ने नगर जे भन्छु त्यो काम चुपचाप गर् । एकदिन लोहारले बलेको आरनबाट रातो फलाम निकालेर सन्दानमा राखेछ र शेरेलाई
Read More »Future CV of girls
Name: Daddy’s lil Chuchi Fuchi runChi PrinCess Surname: Mogolni moiya Studied: Ugly Girls don’t exist university Passed: Grade 8 before I Had Facebook and a Blackberry Achievements: – Got 300+ likes in Dashai Photo – have 4000 fb friend and 1500 pending request Experiences: I Have been Using mig33, Picmix,
Read More »I didn’t copy from Dam
Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam
Read More »Dear, Can You touch this red wire?
One day a husband was trying to repair the electrical socket. Husband : Hey honey, can you please come over here? Wife : Yes my King.. What can I do for you? Husband : Can You touch this red wire? Wife : Ok.. Husband : Did anything happen? Wife :
Read More »When girl messes up a guy’s hair
When girl messes up a guy’s hair, He thinks its so cute.. But When a guy messes up a girl’s hair.. May his Soul Rest in Peace!
Read More »बिजुली थिएन
शिक्षक: गृहकार्य किन नगरेको ? धुर्मुसे : बिजुली थिएन । शिक्षक: मैनबत्ति बाल्नुपर्दैन ? धुर्मुसे: सलाई थिएन । शिक्षक: किन ? धुर्मुसे: पुजा कोठामा राखेको थिएँ । शिक्षक: अनि ल्याए भैहाल्थ्यो नि ! धुर्मुसे: नुहाएको थिईन । शिक्षक: किन ननुहाएको त ? धुर्मुसे: पानी थिएन । शिक्षक: अरे यार !
Read More »Mad man and his long story
(A mad man at hospital) Mad man : Doctor… Doctor.. I’ve written 500 page story. Doctor : Oh.. really?? Mad Man : Yes Doctor.. Doctor : So what have you written those 500 pages? Mad man : In first page there is a story… Once upon a time there was
Read More »MY Idiot friends are MY LIFE
A Poor man says WORK is life.. A Rich man Says MONEY is life.. A Lover Says LOVE is life.. But. I Say “MY Idiot friends are MY LIFE” Like you All… hhaha
Read More »Black Lion and Komal Chhada
Girl:- “Your Name.. ?? . Boy:- “Black Lion.. . Girl:- “Are You joking.. . Boy:-“No, it means Kalu Singh. & Yours.. ?? . Girl:- “soft Underwear.. . Boy: “Are You joking.. ?? . Girl:- “No, It means Komal Chadda!
Read More »Girls logic
Girls Logic One : My boyfriend takes care of me, treats me & my parents respectfully, Girls logic Two : Bf forgot my Puppy’s Birthday. – He doesn’t love me
Read More »Since when??
One day son cam home late. Father was waiting him at the door. As soon as he came home. He started to check the pockets of jacket that son was wearing. He found… cigarette, pic of sexy celebrity and few phone numbers of local girls. Father started to scold son
Read More »New Year Resolution
New Year Resolution Me: I’m gonna study this year. I have to make my parents proud & get better grades !! Facebook : What did you say??? Come Again?? Me: hehehe..Nothing, I love you baby !
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