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One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too.

10 Rules for COOL LIFE 1. Money Is not Everything… There’s also Master Card and Visa. 2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too. 3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks. 4. Fruits/Salads are healthy… So leave it for Sick. 5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them. 6.

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Six died in accident

(Teacher in a junior class) “Ram stand up and say from 1 to 10” 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher asked, “Where is 6?” Student replied, “In the news I heard in radio, it said 6 died in accident.”

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Shere ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा

शेरे ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा बाइक रोकेर बसेको थियो । उसैबेला उसको टाउको चिलाएछ । शेरेले हेल्मेट बाहिरबाट टाउको कन्याएछ । एउटी स्कुटीमा आएकि केटिले अचम्म लागेर भनिछे: तिमी पागल त भएनौ ? हेल्मेट खोलेर पो टाउको कन्याउनु पर्छ । . . . . . . . . शेरे: अलि बिचार गरेर

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4 days without milk

( Milkman at the door) Man : It been 4 days, your wife didn’t bring milk here in our home. Milkman : Actually my wife is sick sir! Man : Oh I’m so sorry. If thats the case, you should have brought the milk of cow!

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I asked for money to my dad

Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked

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शेरे जेलमा छ

एउटा लोहार बुढो भएकोले शेरेलाई काममा राखेछ । शेरे प्रत्येक काम गर्नुभन्दा प्रत्येक पटक सोध्ने गर्थ्यो । बुढो अलि किचकिचे र कडा स्वभावको थियो उसले शेरेलाई भनेछ कि धेरै सवाल सोध्ने नगर जे भन्छु त्यो काम चुपचाप गर् । एकदिन लोहारले बलेको आरनबाट रातो फलाम निकालेर सन्दानमा राखेछ र शेरेलाई

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Future CV of girls

Name: Daddy’s lil Chuchi Fuchi runChi PrinCess Surname: Mogolni moiya Studied: Ugly Girls don’t exist university Passed: Grade 8 before I Had Facebook and a Blackberry Achievements: – Got 300+ likes in Dashai Photo – have 4000 fb friend and 1500 pending request Experiences: I Have been Using mig33, Picmix,

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I didn’t copy from Dam

Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam

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बिजुली थिएन

शिक्षक: गृहकार्य किन नगरेको ? धुर्मुसे : बिजुली थिएन । शिक्षक: मैनबत्ति बाल्नुपर्दैन ? धुर्मुसे: सलाई थिएन । शिक्षक: किन ? धुर्मुसे: पुजा कोठामा राखेको थिएँ । शिक्षक: अनि ल्याए भैहाल्थ्यो नि ! धुर्मुसे: नुहाएको थिईन । शिक्षक: किन ननुहाएको त ? धुर्मुसे: पानी थिएन । शिक्षक: अरे यार !

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Mad man and his long story

(A mad man at hospital) Mad man : Doctor… Doctor.. I’ve written 500 page story. Doctor : Oh.. really?? Mad Man : Yes Doctor.. Doctor : So what have you written those 500 pages? Mad man : In first page there is a story… Once upon a time there was

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Black Lion and Komal Chhada

Girl:- “Your Name.. ?? . Boy:- “Black Lion.. . Girl:- “Are You joking.. . Boy:-“No, it means Kalu Singh. & Yours.. ?? . Girl:- “soft Underwear.. . Boy: “Are You joking.. ?? . Girl:- “No, It means Komal Chadda!

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Girls logic

Girls Logic One : My boyfriend takes care of me, treats me & my parents respectfully, Girls logic Two : Bf forgot my Puppy’s Birthday. – He doesn’t love me

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Since when??

One day son cam home late. Father was waiting him at the door. As soon as he came home. He started to check the pockets of jacket that son was wearing. He found… cigarette, pic of sexy celebrity and few phone numbers of local girls. Father started to scold son

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New Year Resolution

New Year Resolution Me: I’m gonna study this year. I have to make my parents proud & get better grades !! Facebook : What did you say??? Come Again?? Me: hehehe..Nothing, I love you baby !

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