NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN…
Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion.
So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box.
Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said…
Aftr the tour, husband came home a little tired but looking good…
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish???
He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish.
But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pyjamas???”
( You’ll love the answer..!! )
She says,
“I did…..
They are in your fishing box ”
…. Game over….
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